Overheard at the pub @Profoundlypub
Pearls of wisdom from the Newmarket quaffing society. Joined October 2012-
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"You think my nose is bad? you should see my asshole" -KL
"you've got a rabbit, I've got a beaver, let's start a petting zoo" - ET
"I'm going for a urine out of my penis" - ST
"I can't fit the whole thing in my mouth" - CM
"that pingu one was brilliant, makes you want to fuck pingus mouth" - DS
"I'm never drinking with Vicky again when I've donated blood" - AJ
Person 1 "How did you finish that?" Person 2 "I have a colostomy bag"
"Oh the poor things... Did it damage any booze?" - SB
"I'm on the anti porn commission" BR
You are a closet hipster, the worst kind. You are like a self hating gay - SB
Back online bat signal up, see you at 2 @DavidRMillen @derrickmoore @Lucia_Labello @evangking
"I wanna be a whorey nun." - CS and DM
When I was crying myself to sleep you were off fucking someone in Europe! - TH
From now on you shall be known as Pound Sara because you're never in for a penny. - RT
I don't like it when Raymond gets all sexual with Deborah. It's creepy. - LC
And that's why I got into Twitter. - DM
"There's no black cock section!" - some random bearded hipster at the pub
"Someone kissed Eddie and got giltter all over his shit". - Nick Barrett
"Shut up Lindauer chin!" - NB
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