Programmer Hulk @ProgrammerHulk
Programmer Hulk like long walks on beach, well structured code, SMASHING BUGS, and kittens (not smashing kittens, just kittens). Dr Banner = @bladesjester programmerhulk.blogspot.com Joined October 2011-
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Hulk sometimes wonder if Hulk has smashed enough code lately
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Vendor product not have logs. Vendor expect Hulk and team to do troubleshooting for them. Why we pay for this?
This database not have normalization. It have AB-normalization. Hulk head hurt
Teammate no can find color of card we use for bugs. That means no can file bugs for Hulk and team to smash, right? Hulk approve
Everybody need kitten sometimes. Even Hulk
Hulk sick today, but still smash on some javascript. Today, play with twitter API. Tomorrow, smash world
@rubybuddha Not squash. SMASH. Leon too gentle with bad code.
Hulk like TDD because Hulk get to smash bugs earlier. Hulk not like TDD because remaining bugs much sneakier
C# has InternalsVisibleTo. Hulk say internals visible to everyone if smash project hard enough.
No code from Hulk today. It too damned cold to think straight in office even *with* Hulk snuggie. Hulk go to living room & play Wii instead
Hulk afraid to smash code today. It might smash back. Will speak encouragingly to code instead...
Hulk upgrading to Visual Studio 2013. Please have mercy on Hulk
Anger more useful than depression. Hulk play Monster Magnet. Hulk Smash
Dear Javascript/Code Academy, why you call a function a function, but call a member function a "method"? Stop try confuse Hulk
Red Green Refactor? Today more like "Red, Red, Red, Red, Red, Either work or Hulk smash you! Green"
Hulk wonder what the hell Hulk thinking when Hulk wrote this shit 5 years ago
Hulk refactor. Hulk smash bug. Hulk find duplicated code. SMASH CODE
Hulk try to smash cold bug. Its friends take revenge on Hulk. *achooSMASH*
Bad thing about living in country. It harvest time. Hulk sinuses feel like head filled with quick dry concrete
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Hello, software bug. NOW HULK SMASH YOU!
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