ProgrammerProblems @ProgrammingPain
Discussing all the problems associated with being a programmer Joined October 2016-
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It's so much easier to deal with the constant frustrations of programming when you love what you do #programmingTruths
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When you write hundreds of lines of code and it works correctly the first time....
*Looks out of window* Me: "Holy shit, its so sunny outside.... I should go do something..." *Turns back to monitor*
Me: "Yes it's Saturday, don't have to go to work today!" *Sits at desk on computer all day anyway* #ProgrammerProblems
About as true a definition as you'll ever see...
ProgrammerProblems retweeted
It's hard to retain your sanity when you're working with Schrödinger's unit tests #ProgrammingProblems
When its friday afternoon and your boss is looking for someone to fix a bug...
"You're a software engineer right? Can you help me fix my laptop, I think the screens broke...?" #SoftwareNotHardware
When you fix one bug and create another...
How clients try to use the software you created....
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