Project Bastet @ProjectBastet

Still no word from the project. Usually they work quicker than this. Might be having conflicts about who the target is; make a note of that. Someone let them get attached.

We have lost contact with the project. ... We're so fired if we don't find them...

Mission objectives: retrieve missing asset, preferably alive. Secondary goal, non-critical, of incapacitating the one in charge of leading assets astray. Critical notes: do not inform project of missing asset's identity as long as possible.

We have a mission coming up to take the project on; we're to see if they need any updates or if they're functioning optimally. They'll just be excited to go outside. We'll have to make sure they don't try to eat grass again.

Why did they choose a cat? Some days the project does nothing but sleep, waking up only to eat. Others they just. Stare at us. Unblinking, or maybe only blinking when we blink. And other days, they're constantly moving and we can't find them until they're right behind us.

We appear to have misplaced the project again. Whoever had the idea to chip them like a cat deserves a coffee, we can know where they are if we can figure out how the app works.

The project keeps trying to eat plastic. We keep taking it away. The project sulks. This cycle repeats. They have a fascination with eating non-food items.