Sh*t Pub People Say @PubPeopleTalk
Oklahoma city, Ok Joined October 2010-
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"she can hold her liquor, and i can hold her an' lick 'er!"
"Preston! You offended her with your wood!" - Trish
Overheard: Preston wants you to shake his thing!
"when the donkey kicked him in the scrotum, I lost it." -Harry
Overheard: Put Deryck's sausage in your mouth now!
Overheard at the bar: What's in a blowjob?
Jason: Your dog has a fine butthole. Nice and hairless.
Vaginas on you phones! That alone is worth $300.
Customer to Drisana: Does that mean you have a bubble bottom?
Our girl Charity impromptu Irish clogging for one of our regulars' birthday!
"Oh, FACIALS facials. I thought we were talking about something else. I really need a boyfriend."
"My professor, the ballroom dancing Mormon...."
"stealing for Jesus! ... And then I'm ok with it. " -Sean
"Men looking at women's asses is like women looking at men's wallets .... Te fatter ours needs to be, the skinnier theirs needs to be. "
"I'm going to have to adjust my pants!" - @TheDeryck
"I can fit more than that in my mouth!" - Tiffany
Lord Nelson @LordNelsonNG2
181 Followers 191 Following A lovely little boozer...an oasis in the heart of Sneinton... Home to the magnificent 'Gathering Music Festivals'...
Deryck @TheDeryck
45 Followers 179 Following I am a local Designer, Artist and Photographer, My tweets are protected, request and I will add you, sorry gotta hide from the right wing
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