Pushkin’s Thoughts @PushkinThoughts

I was awarded the “cool cat” award by my kids Austin, TX Joined July 2018

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Pushkin’s Thoughts @PushkinThoughts

4 years ago

Looked at the mirror last night and complained to wife I look like an AARP ad. She said oh yeah, were you in la la land for the last ten years? I hate it when she is right!

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5 years ago

Other day at coffee shop which was pricey. Man behind me shocked at cost said, “wow, what kind of coffee do you have”. Barista replied without missing a beat, “one that is in high demand sir”. I laughed, my wallet cried.

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6 years ago

My wife asked me to take a pic of her good side. I said what good side? She was not amused! Side note - anyone looking for a roommate? Asking for a friend.

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6 years ago

Told wife I don’t remember my account info for Uber. She says it’s usually a username and pw. I said really, thanks for the info. And she thinks I’m the dumb one??

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6 years ago

Just got upgraded to B. Woohoo deans list here I come

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6 years ago

Told wife I was good hubby. She gave me a c-...I responded with “hey that’s still passing”...she wasn’t amused

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6 years ago

Was listening to “Ologies” podcast on neuroscience and they talked about Serotonin, Dopamine..etc. it hit me that I think my body sometimes skips the “amine” in Dopamine. Wow, that explains so much..

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6 years ago

Officially done dropping off the kids at college. Empty nesters...bah hah... time for Micky and me to party... Kids, u need to study to keep the funding flowing. Enjoy. Life is hard!

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6 years ago

Tried to be ~trendy~ and learn how to whoa and my neck popped. Never trying that again.

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7 years ago

Saw an image of Grumpy Cat flying the bird on car window. Appalled and amused, I wondered what happed to “in good taste”. Oh the injustice of using Grumpy Cat!!

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7 years ago

Which Safaya was the biggest embarrassment at Topgolf today?

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7 years ago

Got in cab in China after dinner. Colleague gives cabbie card with address. 40 min in, we realize we r going in wrong direction. Turns out we gave him address for hotel in a different city. Doh! Can u say dumb Americans

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7 years ago

Just dropped my son off at college. As I was reflecting on the past 19 years, I concluded, its been real, its been fun, but it hasn’t been real fun

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Pushkin’s Thoughts @PushkinThoughts

7 years ago

Noticed hair on my arm was getting more gray and told my kids I am old...without missing a beat they said oh really, so your bald spot didn’t give u a clue already? I think they missed the lesson when I told them sometimes it’s ok to lie

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7 years ago

In the garage last night with my daughter and we saw a roach...she screamed and jumped...I asked what happened and she said she saw her shadow... I asked if she was a groundhog.