Pylon Life @PylonLife
Your average pylon. Chillen in all corners of the endzone. Doin my pylon thing Joined December 2012-
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If the NHL lockout doesn't end soon I'll probably just stay here in the endzone, crying. Because they left me in the stadium. #Fiestabowl
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Ducks scare me. I'm very happy they're leaving so I can eat my bowl of Tostitos in peace. Fuckin mallards.
@SafeRussell this isn't funny Russell. I'm lightweight and prone to falling, hit by a ball or not. #SugarBowl
@dnballing it's not that big of a deal, can we quit talking about it now.. I'll stop crying I promise :,( #sugarbowl
@SafeRussell this caused me so much pain. It's why I'm addicted to morphine now. #itainteasybeinorange
#HowToPissAPylonOff run me over without buying me breakfast, lunch, or dinner first, and then leaving without saying goodbye. Rich bastards.
Merry Christmas, ya'll. In pylon history, Santa is a skinny, orange, stoic fella who brings coal to weigh us all down
I love the spam that tells me I'm pretty.I know it's fake, but it's still a huge confidence booster. I don't get compliments, being a pylon.
@CockySanchez6 that guy? he's a dick, I wouldn't make a life with.him if Brady Quinn's life depended on it. maybe if Big Ben was in a RR
I'm sorry tweethearts, I can't tweet the rest of this game my device is dying. You'll still see me on the field tho ;)
At least that touchdown didn't come at my expense. Marshawn knew he didn't want to bring his whack ass over here
The referee majored in drama during college
I was paying attention to the cheerleaders, did I miss something?
Alright, the trainer cleaned me up after Lynch knocked me over. He's lucky I have Pylon insurance.
Wha? I can't hear over these crazy Seattle fa- OH SHIIIIIIITTTTTTT MARSHAWN WATCH OUT I'M RIGHT HERE
Hey, Kaepernick, running back was the other way on that play action
Tony Romo is good you guys. He's just been scared of me until this week. We worked things out and are traveling to Jamaica after the season.
Andrew Luck broke the rookie pass record.In related news when asked about it, Big Ben said Luck "had his way with the record in a bathroom"
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