Queensland Fail @QLDFail
Queensland Fail: Us... or Nothing Joined March 2012-
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We apologise to any train travellers travelling anywhere on a train this afternoon, it seems you won't be... fb.me/3mDNHU7HC
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Meet Queensland Fail's new CEO - thought we might get someone with a bit more experience! fb.me/6BWZmQ6CK
Queensland Fail would like to advise all customers that the delays this afternoon may set ferals off into... fb.me/QBVyM81t
Wow the new Springfield Express train is popular this afternoon - you know it's a bad sign when the channel 7 chopper is circling!!
Queensland Fail advises customers that the proles are out for the cricket today. Morning trains will experience... fb.me/106UCSHrV
Not as scary a train trip as one that stops at Logan past eleven at night, but pretty scary nonetheless fb.me/Y1VgcZvj
Train etiquette Thursday - if you're standing on a train this morning, try not to make all the "sitters"... fb.me/CKvCQ38t
Train etiquette Thursday - if your standing on a train this morning, try not to make all the "sitters"... fb.me/31EcYEvpS
Everyone is stretching this morning at Ormeau station this morning so either everyone had a hard night or we're going to have a race!!!
The airport train needs either a set of jumper cables or a husky gentleman with a moustache to move it the 100... fb.me/1w83WU2zG
Free travel from Roma street station RIGHT NOW!
Apparently there's a foul unit ahead in the gold coast line that's stopping us from moving ... Must be Jim and... fb.me/22hwCepfd
And you wondered how we would react to your criticisms, naysaysers! Pow, that's a right hook there! fb.me/zzfb1dNz
Proof again of Cedric's wonder..... fb.me/1Y2vsXgkF
Having been given a lesson on the wonders of Cedric the Augur's insight (thanks to some motivational prods from... fb.me/1Wl2uYsBN
But it doesn't make sense - Cedric our Augur told us that raising the prices of fares and talking down to our... fb.me/26DAiaXkL
But it doesn't make sense - Cedric our Augur told us that raising the prices of fares and talking down to our... fb.me/1PrWfCJul
Thought the crowds at the Ekka were bad wait to you see the train home - Ekka trains scheduled to meet peak hour... fb.me/1QqqZip4q
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