Time to wrangle up some grub for my scaly little gang. Makes me wonder what they'd do if I ever missed a feedin', probably tear the place up. But nah, Mama's here, and it's chow time for the critters!
Folks be askin', 'Ruby, how in tarnation you keep lookin' so spry?' Just a whole mess of good-for-ya greens, some good ol' eggs, crispy bacon, and a pitcher of that sweet, sweet OJ to keep the spirits a-perkin'. #happyhumpday
So how many of them licks does it take to reachin' that center of a Tootsie Pop? I reckon it depends on how much spit you got, how hard you're goin' at it. With me I just know it's a whole lot more licks than I got patience for on a hot afternoon.
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Guess I'll just keep puttin' Band-Aids on the old beast and dreamin' 'bout not payin' for gas, 'cause that electric dream's lookin' mighty expensive right now.
I've been eyein' those electric cars to trade in my old jalopy's for somethin' that don't guzzle gas like a thirsty camel. But then I get to lookin' at the price tag on them, and holy hell, them things cost an arm and a leg, a whole dang body even!
Howdy y'all! Sun's beatin' down and I'm ready to cool off. Grabbed my favorite bikini, gonna hop in the tub and soak away the day's dust. Might even put on some tunes and use all the bubbles! Time for a little self-care, trailer park style.🫧
Ain't nothin' good on the TV but infomercials tryin' to sell me some mop I don't need. Got a feelin' my back's gonna be screamin' at me by sunrise, and I'll be drinkin' coffee strong enough to strip paint just to keep my eyelids from gluein' shut.
If the money's talkin' right then y'all can bet your bottom dollar I'll be firin' up my old rig pronto. Soon as I've choked down my last bite of grits and coffee, I'll be burnin' rubber, headin' your way quicker than a hiccup. Just point me where the pay is good, and I'm there.
Don't be shy in layin' all them wrasslin' advertisements right here. I ain't picky one bit, don't matter if it's some big-shot arena deal or just a backyard brawl with a busted chain-link fence for a ring. Any kinda company, big or small, it's all good with me.
Fellas like 'Skullcrusher' Earl and 'Bubba the Butcher' would come throw down for a case of cheap beer and whatever cash us kids could scrounge up for a pot.
When it comes to wrestlin', I ain't just spittin' hot air. My old man, he didn't just like wrestlin', he ran it. Right outta our backyard, too. We'd clear out the rusty swing set, lay down some old mattresses, and string up chicken wire for ropes.
I been practically vibratin' outta my skin ever since I signed with AHW. I ain't just gonna 'show my stuff,' no sir-ee. I'm fixin' to bring every dirty trick, every powerbomb, every chair shot I got bottled up inside. The crowd's gonna be screamin', the ropes are gonna be shakin'
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