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Fitness is 98% light. The other 2% is the sun effect on Instagram.
In this country, you’re only winning if someone’s losing.
A pump is a boner for your entire body
I’m gonna bang something here. It’s either the weights or your mom. And it’s both.
Somebody call the olympics. Tell them its canceled. I already won.
Pussy is pussy. And a calorie is a calorie.
Father forgive me for these gains I’m about to receive
A pump is like having a gang bang with just yourself
Please go see your doctor and remind him he doesn’t know shit about the human body because he doesn’t even have one.
Steroids will make you so lean and vascular, you’re whole body will look like it’s covered in dick skin
I’ve suffered from SBTY for over five years. Still Bigger Than You
Flexibility? You mean the ability to flex?
What’s a good bench to squat ratio? Easy. Always to never.
Abs are like hot chicks- as long as they look good, who the fuck cares if they’re stable
My doctor spent 12 years studying the body, I spent 12 months building the body.
Some people say deadlifts are for leg day, some people say they’re for back day. I say they’re for another day.
Running. Cycling. Swimming. Runnin’ through hoes. Cycling through pre-workout. And swimming in pussy.
If you take steroids, you will fuck anything. It doesn’t even have to have a hole. You’ll give it one.
Fuckin’ suck it Darwin. We didn’t evolve from apes. We evolved into apes.
CrossFit is great for building cardiovascular endurance, or as I call it the ability to lose gains.
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