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Need more mutuals, RT if you stan: - The Black Plague - Ketchup - The Holy Jesus Christ
Everything changed when the fire nation attacked
Sammi: He’s not a firefighter! Neil: If you wore a hat back then you’re qualified for anything
“In Russia we kill the asteroid, in the USA the asteroid kills you.”
“I want my colony to be built on Europa but it hasn’t been built yet. I want my colony and I want it now!”
“I’m claustrophobic.” “I think that means she’s afraid of Santa Clause.”
“We will vape in, vape in tiiiiime.” *sucks in water bottle*
“Don’t get your science from the Church of Scientology.”
“Chamomile tea? Freshly squeezed chameleon saliva in tea.”
“Don’t you hate when you move the earth when you try to get the earth to move you? It’s like an earthquake in Delaware.”
“Dude, can Chuck Norris conjure intangibility?”
Neil: “He literally SUCKS at being a human being.” Neil, not even 20 seconds later:
“Did you just assume that I’m a right triangle?”
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