Quotes of XFM @QuotesOfXFM
A compilation of all the best quotes from Ricky, Steve and Karl from those glorious XFM years. (2001-2005) Lanzagrotty Joined January 2022-
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I’m not ringing up relating to anything that’s going on right now. I’m after one of these arm bands to go and meet Bowie on Monday. Can you help me out?
I’m not ringing up relating to anything that’s going on right now. I’m after one of these arm bands to go and meet Bowie on Monday. Can you help me out?
I didn’t say I couldn’t be bothered, Karl. You just persum-presume-assumed that that was the case. You’re right…!
I didn’t say I couldn’t be bothered, Karl. You just persum-presume-assumed that that was the case. You’re right…!
Today is the last day. GET YOUR TICKETS NOW. Don’t be stingy like merchant @xfm_community @QuotesOfXFM
Today is the last day. GET YOUR TICKETS NOW. Don’t be stingy like merchant @xfm_community @QuotesOfXFM
Thanks very much! Nice bollocks!
@rskxfm @QuotesOfXFM @rskxfm What I’d give to hear the boys discuss this. Imagine the Song of Phrase… @rickygervais @StephenMerchant @KarlPilkington I know you can’t react to this… but BONG… Midget prostitute with 2 vaginas is half virgin.
👻👽KARL PILKINGTON: PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR👿🛸 PART 1 of Karl Pilkington on the paranormal, ghosts, aliens, mythical creatures, animal-human hybrids, urban myths, and other weird stuff. #XFM @xfm_community @QuotesOfXFM open.spotify.com/episode/7AZudq…
@QuotesOfXFM @xfm_community Dire Straits: Money for Nothing
@QuotesOfXFM @xfm_community Dire Straits: Money for Nothing
Well… cheers, BBC News. Don’t see your name coming up with the Rockbusters answers so… let’s give them out!
Well… cheers, BBC News. Don’t see your name coming up with the Rockbusters answers so… let’s give them out!
Hippo’s there… swallows him 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚!
Hippo’s there… swallows him 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚!
If you share a cab and one person is lucky enough to not be late and one person is. Do you share the financial obligation? Discuss.
If you share a cab and one person is lucky enough to not be late and one person is. Do you share the financial obligation? Discuss.
I might be having a nice time having a game of snooker and we're having a proper battle and I'm trying to concentrate on taking a shot and then you'll say things like 'look at his little monkey hands’… when I'm going for the black!
I might be having a nice time having a game of snooker and we're having a proper battle and I'm trying to concentrate on taking a shot and then you'll say things like 'look at his little monkey hands’… when I'm going for the black!
Spurious. You've got no information for that, no evidence for that at all. You just made that up…
Spurious. You've got no information for that, no evidence for that at all. You just made that up…
Have you ever noticed - as I have… Go on…
Have you ever noticed - as I have… Go on…
One guy here, Darryl, says: ‘Luke, has your dad only got one demob suit?’
One guy here, Darryl, says: ‘Luke, has your dad only got one demob suit?’
What’s art about that?
What’s art about that?
@QuotesOfXFM @xfm_community What’s art about that?
@QuotesOfXFM @xfm_community What’s art about that?
But from little acorn… 16 years later, he's on a show with less listeners.
But from little acorn… 16 years later, he's on a show with less listeners.
I will kick a chicken in the bollocks if I have to…
Will the 45 year old woman who is recently divorced - please cry now! Please cry now… Please cry now, because it's clear you're never gonna find another man!
Will the 45 year old woman who is recently divorced - please cry now! Please cry now… Please cry now, because it's clear you're never gonna find another man!
Xfm in the Community .. @xfm_community
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Rhys Drakeford-Bennet.. @rbfilmsyt
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Tom @TomH910
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Jamie Neate @neate_jamie
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Antonella ,🇺🇸 @Antonella28115
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Guy Wilcox @guy_wilcox
144 Followers 706 Following Likes-Football, Cricket, Baseball, Fantasy Football, Music, Partridge, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Extras, Dogs. Hates- Jupiter, wasps & James Corden.
thanK you aIMee @amybaker217
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Quorthorn @Quorthorn
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Mark @markmeets11
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Kieran Delaney @KieranDelaney_
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Matt Snape 🏴�.. @MattSnape1993
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Cornellius Fox @Cornellius_Fox_
92 Followers 670 Following ⚽ 👨🏫 🇬🇧 Life will teach you the lessons you need to learn.
Shaun James @shaunj66
194 Followers 105 Following #XFM addict and fan animator. @GBAtemp admin & web designer - https://t.co/vP7riMseC8 ❤️ Donate? : https://t.co/7tOcfv68mK
Josh Johnson @Joshjohnson9898
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Jord @7ORDH
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jamie ware @greedyware94
64 Followers 514 Following
Harbottle Grimston @NoGoodTilNoon
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James Doyle @f1generation
96 Followers 1K Following
Asif @I_ASIFHASSAN
14 Followers 643 Following
jj @iiiiiioddxs
62 Followers 381 Following
MarkPatJoeBillDinosau.. @markPatJoeBillD
44 Followers 244 Following pronouns - chest freezer / Rake 🌈 I can honestly say I have successfully avoided mirrors for 11 years and don’t know what I look like
Xfm in the Community .. @xfm_community
4K Followers 708 Following Celebrating @rickygervais, @stephenmerchant & @karlpilkington on XFM. Fresh tweets squoze this morning 🍊 Managed by MP (formerly of @SpinnersPodcast)
Wernham Blogg - The O.. @WernhamBlogg
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Stephen Merchant @StephenMerchant
648K Followers 374 Following Official Tweets from leggy blonde Stephen Merchant
RSK XFM Remastered @rskxfm
1K Followers 40 Following Ricky, Steve & Karl on XFM | REMASTERED with LOST BITS. Not affiliated with Radio X or Global
‘Out Of Office’ -.. @OutOfOfficePod_
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Shaun James @shaunj66
194 Followers 105 Following #XFM addict and fan animator. @GBAtemp admin & web designer - https://t.co/vP7riMseC8 ❤️ Donate? : https://t.co/7tOcfv68mK
Lisaluloves @LisaLuLoves
2K Followers 3K Following The issue is never the issue. The revolution is always the issue. Strong & stable communities built with love cannot be broke by the woke. #IStandWithJKRowling
Karl Pilkington @KarlsQuotes
18K Followers 2 Following Quotes from Karl Pilkington. Known the world over as the man with a head like a fucking orange. On Facebook: https://t.co/xQxioZZ0sT
Nic Perrins 🇪🇺 @nicperrins
3K Followers 2K Following Reader, editor, music nerd, animal lover, presenter @TheRadCaroline. Escaped the madness for peace in the Dales. New blog @theoddfemale https://t.co/9xQZLdz6Gt.
Maria Pike @mariapike
40 Followers 73 Following
Ciara Hicks-Evans @ciaraactor
377 Followers 590 Following I tell funny jokes and constantly listen to XFM RSK, one of them is a lie
ella @eIlaallsopp
51 Followers 191 Following i’ve been driving in my car listening to jeremy clarkson 🎶
Louise @LouLou2109
10K Followers 7K Following Whiskers on kittens, AVFC, Oasis, Gervais, Larry David, Chappelle, Rock, Christopher Hitchens, Beatles, Animal Welfare. These are a few of my favourite things.
Jill with a J @SmoothSnailAnts
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Rich @iTempp
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whyaremeninmyshoes @ShoesChess
2K Followers 708 Following Satire, chess, poems. I am required by law to say that Princess Margaret has not endorsed this account, nor committed 7 contract killings.
Pilkipedia @Pilkipedia
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Chris R @Kop205Row37
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Jon Hayes @jonboy_avfc
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Richard Anderson @TheRealRanders
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Karl Pilkington @KarlPilkington
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After Work Reactions @AfterWorkReact
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The De Trout Spinners.. @SpinnersPodcast
2K Followers 627 Following A passionate retrospective of the 2001-2005 XFM shows with Ricky Steve & Karl. Podcast on a break but follow @xfm_community for more twaddle!
@QuotesOfXFM ‘You’ve lost your arms and legs you’ll lose that soon if you keep sticking it up there!’
.@rickygervais, do you have any thoughts on why so many people are still listening to your old XFM radio show?? If you could summarize it, what's the draw for people 20 years after the fact?? 😂
RSK XFM Remastered just approaching from behind... 😂
@QuotesOfXFM It took Ricky a while to get that one
@rskxfm @xfm_community @QuotesOfXFM Who’s gonna do all the cropping?
@rskxfm @QuotesOfXFM @rskxfm What I’d give to hear the boys discuss this. Imagine the Song of Phrase… @rickygervais @StephenMerchant @KarlPilkington I know you can’t react to this… but BONG… Midget prostitute with 2 vaginas is half virgin.
@rskxfm @xfm_community @QuotesOfXFM What a great idea 😉😂
👻👽KARL PILKINGTON: PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR👿🛸 PART 1 of Karl Pilkington on the paranormal, ghosts, aliens, mythical creatures, animal-human hybrids, urban myths, and other weird stuff. #XFM @xfm_community @QuotesOfXFM open.spotify.com/episode/7AZudq…
@QuotesOfXFM @xfm_community Dire Straits: Money for Nothing
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