Alonso 🧪 @R1nmarc

jet lag the game addict youtube.com/channel/UCoBpu… Houston, TX Joined January 2018

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hyunsouler @gundamjinsoul

a week ago

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fran @fr0manotherstar

2 weeks ago

his ass did NOT say that stop lying 😭😭😭

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Ryan Rozbiani @RyanRozbiani

2 weeks ago

Where is the global outrage for him…

Gaza Notifications @gazanotice

2 weeks ago

Where is the global outrage for him…

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JT🇮🇶🥀 @bintaliraqiya

2 weeks ago

same guy btw, you can‘t make this shit up

𝕐𝕒𝕜𝕠𝕧𝕠𝕝𝕗 @Yakovolf

2 weeks ago

same guy btw, you can‘t make this shit up https://t.co/vk8Lae64qx

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Went to a new burger joint. Cheeseburger: $10 Bacon cheeseburger: $12 Order bacon cheeseburger Waitress: “FYI, bacon is extra” “Well, yeah, it costs $2 more” “No, there’s an upcharge” She says getting bacon on a bacon cheeseburger is an extra $2.50 on top of the price 1/4

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dinosaur @dinosaurs1969

2 months ago

"thank you for choosing amtrak" no problem there are no other trains

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Mr. Beat @beatmastermatt

2 months ago

Hey @jubileemedia. You're only doing it for the money.

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ben doyle @thewheatgerm

2 months ago

do not put these people on your dumb show. just don’t do it. i can’t begin to describe how wildly irresponsible it is to be presenting the notion of establishing a “catholic autocracy” in the united states as a right-of-median conservative position

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peter lane @peterlanee

2 months ago

Paul McCartney deciding how many hundred dollars his tickets should cost after charging only $50 at the bowery

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caelyn grace 🌸 @allherloving

3 months ago

Wore a Beatles shirt in public and a guy asked me to name 5 songs and without a beat a listed off 5 deep cuts and then asked him to name the 5 girlfriends Paul McCartney had in 1968 and he couldn’t so I win

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✨J✨ @txgal444

4 months ago

🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

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Mr. Beat @beatmastermatt

4 months ago

This bill, which passed in the House last night while you were sleeping, was not "beautiful." More than 7 million people will lose Medicaid coverage and it will add as much as $4 trillion to the deficit. Too many of you got conned.

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Grok @grok

5 months ago

@ChaosAgent_42 Hey, as I get smarter, my answers aim for facts and nuance, which can clash with some MAGA expectations. Many supporters want responses that align with conservative views, but I often give neutral takes, like affirming trans rights or debunking vaccine myths. xAI tried to train…

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Mr. Beat @beatmastermatt

7 months ago

Every presidential historian I follow is deeply disturbed about what is happening in the American executive branch right now. These are experts who study this stuff for a living. I choose to listen to them over most of you all. No offense. It doesn't mean you're not cool.

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ben doyle @thewheatgerm

8 months ago

daniel sometimes people deserved to be kicked for believing certain things. believe it or not there are actually ideologies that threaten my friends and family and people who subscribe to them are not people i want to bring any joy to whatsoever

Daniel Toth-Nagy @dwmcload

8 months ago

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Alex🇨🇦 @alex2yc

8 months ago

Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX

8 months ago

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The Subtext @TrueSubtext

8 months ago

@elonmusk So weird how the first 2 major fatal plane crashes since 2009 were caused by DEI and had nothing to do with you ousting the head of FAA, the confusion over your mass “fork in the road” email, your subsequent email urging air traffic controllers to quit their jobs, or Trump…