Henry @_HMSP
• Southern • Millennial • Catholic • Republican • Conservationist • Often Facetious • I Don’t Endorse My Tweets • 🦬 Florida, 🇺🇸 Joined July 2023-
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Also a reminder to get orders in asap if you want your sword by Christmas
Also a reminder to get orders in asap if you want your sword by Christmas
I used to think having a TV in one’s bedroom was the peak of luxury. Now I know my dad was right and that it’s trashy.
I used to think having a TV in one’s bedroom was the peak of luxury. Now I know my dad was right and that it’s trashy.
Nothing like seeing a nice pair of tits to wrap up your Sunday night
I have gone days without eating on this diet.
Wait, is that Sniper Bae?!
Normies will look at these storm paths and still deny the existence of Jewish weather control lasers.
Yeah, we assumed you were once a child, dumbass
Yeah, we assumed you were once a child, dumbass
Yeah, commerce is good, whereas open drug use and public defecation are bad
Yeah, commerce is good, whereas open drug use and public defecation are bad
Grief doesn’t have a timer or come in set intervals. After losing loved ones, you do everything from cry to crack dark jokes, often rapidly alternating between It’s been over 2 weeks, so of course she’ll start having happy moments again, but the grief is still there
Grief doesn’t have a timer or come in set intervals. After losing loved ones, you do everything from cry to crack dark jokes, often rapidly alternating between It’s been over 2 weeks, so of course she’ll start having happy moments again, but the grief is still there
Gen Z’s time isn’t tomorrow. It’s today. The Left called us Hitler Jr and labeled our masculinity toxic. Now Gen Z is shifting to the right in droves! So cool to meet everybody today!
Gen Z’s time isn’t tomorrow. It’s today. The Left called us Hitler Jr and labeled our masculinity toxic. Now Gen Z is shifting to the right in droves! So cool to meet everybody today! https://t.co/b0mpqUF4aP
I can’t believe he’s gone.
Remember, the vast majority of immigration offenses are classified as civil offenses (at the behest of Democrats). Americans don’t get free representation in civil proceedings, only criminal. So Democrats want to grant privileges to illegals that Americans don’t enjoy.
Remember, the vast majority of immigration offenses are classified as civil offenses (at the behest of Democrats). Americans don’t get free representation in civil proceedings, only criminal. So Democrats want to grant privileges to illegals that Americans don’t enjoy.
My new neighbors are a white redneck lipstick lesbian (social worker)-black hood butch lesbian (cop) couple and I love them so much Funny as hell, so honest & endearing, and such a perfect North Florida couple We need more of them in this world
I’m sure Charlie Kirk flew in plenty of private jets but he did so AFTER he built up his organization from nothing (and he had the good sense to not film it). Brilyn (stupid name, btw) just reeks of astroturfing and self-enrichment. The kid ruined his brand in one video.
I’m sure Charlie Kirk flew in plenty of private jets but he did so AFTER he built up his organization from nothing (and he had the good sense to not film it). Brilyn (stupid name, btw) just reeks of astroturfing and self-enrichment. The kid ruined his brand in one video.
It’s only been two months since my granddad died and my God, the masks have slipped so hard
She fatally shit herself? How the hell does that happen?!
She fatally shit herself? How the hell does that happen?!
“Stop it, stop, stop right this instant, what do you think you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a water Buffalo when everyone does NOT have a water Buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, ‘Where's my water Buffalo? Why don't I have a water Buffalo?’”
“Stop it, stop, stop right this instant, what do you think you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a water Buffalo when everyone does NOT have a water Buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, ‘Where's my water Buffalo? Why don't I have a water Buffalo?’”
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