Henry @_HMSP
• Southern • Millennial • Catholic • Republican • Conservationist • Often Facetious • I Don’t Endorse My Tweets • 🦬 Florida, 🇺🇸 Joined July 2023-
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This storm has been sitting on top of us for hours now and I’m happy to take it. Living somewhere with regular storms is a blessing
Me, dipping a McDouble into queso while watching “My 600lb Life”: “How could they let themselves get like that?”
Does he count as a carry-on or will they have to deport him in the overhead bin?
Does he count as a carry-on or will they have to deport him in the overhead bin?
And to think, all it took was providing deodorant with a level of security that we previously reserved for firearms and jewelry.
And to think, all it took was providing deodorant with a level of security that we previously reserved for firearms and jewelry.
1) Biden “dodged” the draft in the exact same way Trump did (medical deferment). Clinton, however, dodged the draft in the full sense of the term (he fled the country). 2) When did Democrats decide that Vietnam was a righteous war and fighting in it was one’s patriotic duty?
1) Biden “dodged” the draft in the exact same way Trump did (medical deferment). Clinton, however, dodged the draft in the full sense of the term (he fled the country). 2) When did Democrats decide that Vietnam was a righteous war and fighting in it was one’s patriotic duty?
Day 7 of no smoking and let me tell you, that “4 Day Hump” thing they talk about (“if you can make it 4 days, then you’re good”) is total BS May have to go ahead and pop another Zyn
Not to ignore the prompt but do you know how to distinguish between a “bad neighborhood” and a neighborhood that’s simply poor or working class? Trash. Nothing about being poor makes you dirty, so if you see trash everywhere, it’s a bad/low social trust neighborhood.
Not to ignore the prompt but do you know how to distinguish between a “bad neighborhood” and a neighborhood that’s simply poor or working class? Trash. Nothing about being poor makes you dirty, so if you see trash everywhere, it’s a bad/low social trust neighborhood.
Yeah, and if the drug cartels surrender like the Nazis did, then they’ll get a trial.
Listen, I won’t judge, even though I totally should, but I just don’t want to be held liable for their healthcare if they’re gonna eat like that That’s all I’m saying
Listen, I won’t judge, even though I totally should, but I just don’t want to be held liable for their healthcare if they’re gonna eat like that That’s all I’m saying
The "narrative" exists because the majority of those 50 daily murders are committed by 13 percent of the population
The "narrative" exists because the majority of those 50 daily murders are committed by 13 percent of the population
I don’t get this because I enjoy cooking Do the rest of y’all hate cooking? If so, why? Because I love cooking What went wrong in your upbringing?
I don’t get this because I enjoy cooking Do the rest of y’all hate cooking? If so, why? Because I love cooking What went wrong in your upbringing?
Men appreciating things like flowers, etiquette, and antiques is great for society because it bridges gaps between the sexes and enforces tradition, whereas crass consumerist male slob culture (the dominant culture today) leaves men listless and unattached to their heritage
Men appreciating things like flowers, etiquette, and antiques is great for society because it bridges gaps between the sexes and enforces tradition, whereas crass consumerist male slob culture (the dominant culture today) leaves men listless and unattached to their heritage
The truth is that every good offensive lineman holds on every run play (IE: grips the defensive player’s shoulder pads tightly and tries to torque them off balance). The trick is not getting caught.
The truth is that every good offensive lineman holds on every run play (IE: grips the defensive player’s shoulder pads tightly and tries to torque them off balance). The trick is not getting caught.
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