Royal Windsor and Maidenhead. @RBWMnot

Royal Windsor & Maidenhead Twitter bot. Obviously this is a parody account Windsor and Maidenhead. Joined June 2017

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Royal Windsor and Maidenhead. @RBWMnot

2 years ago

Windsor remains busy at this time, we are sorry that we did not have time to round up all the homeless people as we did for the royal wedding.

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6 years ago

Residents of Maidenhead, Taplow, Dedworth, Fifield, Holyport and Slough are reminded that it is not okay to say you are from Windsor when you are away on holiday.

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2 years ago

We are expecting two months worth of wind in one day today, please stay inside. #Weather #StormEunice

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2 years ago

Here at RBWM we 100% stand behind Boris Johnson. The Sue Gray report will prove that he did nothing wrong. We should let him carry on with the great job that he is doing. His vaccine rollout has been amazing, he has single-handedly stopped covid in this country. #Conservatives

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2 years ago

January is hamster attack season in Windsor and Maidenhead. If you are being attacked please write to us at the town hall and we will send help within 28 days.

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3 years ago

Rubbish collections change tomorrow. If your collection day is Monday, weeks 1, 3, 7 or 19, please have your bins out by 6.30am, 9.15am, 12.45 or 7.55am If your collection day is Tuesday weeks 66, 97, 107 or 4, please have your bins out by 2.30am, 1.15am, 1.45pm or 17.55am.

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Royal Windsor and Maidenhead. @RBWMnot

3 years ago

We are unable to answer calls at present due to incompetence. We are working to resolve this issue as soon as possible. If you need to apply, pay or report something, please move to an area with a fully functioning council.

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3 years ago

During this Conservative lead fuel shortage please do not think about getting on your bike to get around. Look at The Netherlands, they ride bikes all the time but also have legal drugs and a red-light district, this is what will happen to Windsor if you ride a bike.

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3 years ago

Please remember that during this (100% nothing to do with brexit) fuel crisis that we have another excuse to cut back on services that you have paid for. We are not announcing anything yet but will do in the near future.

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4 years ago

Sherco has informed us that yesterday (Tuesday), 77% of scheduled waste collection routes were completed. I know this is a parody account and I should make some kind of joke about this but 77%! That is beyond a joke.

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Royal Windsor and Maidenhead. @RBWMnot

4 years ago

We are not doing a bin update today, do you think it is because we have it all sorted and all bins have been collected or that it is so bad we thought best not let the plebs know how bad we are?

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Royal Windsor and Maidenhead. @RBWMnot

4 years ago

We STILL couldn't manage to empty the bins that we should have. We are hoping that with all the stuff going on in the world you will forget what it was like to have a fully functioning council and waste service.