A Tale as Old as Tacos @RBeadpost

A big meanie. I kill Xenos. Joined July 2020

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A Tale as Old as Tacos @RBeadpost

4 years ago

Twitter won't let me log in on my new phone.

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4 years ago

Gonna go burn some bugs and collect some rocks.

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Todd in the Shadows @ShadowTodd

4 years ago

"The Matrix Resurrections" is a movie about a primal war of two opposing forces, Lana Wachowski's desire to make a good movie vs. Lana Wachowski's lack of interest in making this movie at all

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A Tale as Old as Tacos @RBeadpost

4 years ago

If you have a PS4 and haven't added Deep Rock Galactic to your library go do it. This game is so much damn fun. I love that they have customizable eyebrows, mustache, sideburns, and beards. Be the ultimate space dwarf.

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Lynlisss ☭ 🔻 @tobosbunny

4 years ago

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A Tale as Old as Tacos @RBeadpost

4 years ago

Schools are gonna shut down in a couple weeks. If we don't fix our shit it might be for good. Just a dose of doomerism, don't mind me.

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4 years ago

Taught my dog a "new" trick in less than an hour. Its just shaking with his other paw but its two different commands. He also learned a new hand signal for lie down. I love my pupper.

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A Tale as Old as Tacos @RBeadpost

4 years ago

Stop putting button mash sequences in video games. Controllers aren't fucking built for that shit.

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✧sun monster✧🖤🤍💜 @FiragaFox

4 years ago

IRL Inferno Jacket was a great investment 😍❤🔥

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4 years ago

Holy shit this is so fucking funny. Imagine being this fucking pathetic.

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A Tale as Old as Tacos @RBeadpost

4 years ago

All mac n' cheese is made better by adding mustard.

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A Tale as Old as Tacos @RBeadpost

4 years ago

I once slipped and fell for a decade.

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A Tale as Old as Tacos @RBeadpost

4 years ago

Why the ground gotta be so far away?

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A Tale as Old as Tacos @RBeadpost

4 years ago

Ever since my foot injury I can't stand the feeling of my feet when they aren't in shoes. Carpet is uncomfortable, hardwood physically hurts. I just never take my shoes off anymore. I almost literally have my shoes on from the time I wake until bed. This fucking sucks.