CONFESSION #005
Dad gave me $60k sophomore year. Up $170k on Cathie Wood calls, flexed to my friends, planned my paid channel. Then $SOFI fucked me over.💀
CONFESSION #004
Turned $5K into $7K trading 0DTEs, then speedran back to $1K. Panic-sold MU puts before the crash. Lost all my allowance from my parents.
CONFESSION #003
Down 56% YTD. Finally sold MUU because I couldn't take it anymore. Just a casual investor trading between work meetings. Options were a mistake.