Some Dude @RandomDouche
Joined August 2010-
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Just had a very good conversation with @eiffeltyler about all the things @esquire was trying to do but failed miserably at. I think Tyler should have her own pod called: “You Done Fucked It Up.” She’s very good at detailing how someone murdered each and every “best intention.”
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I want you to love me like Goku loves fighting Frieza
The abortion rate just hit a record low and it's because of Planned Parenthood and other pro-choice activists: slate.me/1fCK0w4
I am sorry for causing all you women to be unable to control your libidos #justhuckabeethings
Unprotected anal sex is on the rise in the U.S. Here's why: slate.me/1arxKrX
My wife told me to separate the whites from the colors for laundry. Martin Luther King would be ashamed. #equalrights
I think a great name for a new birth control pill would be "Miss Conception."
FUCK EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER LIVED. MY BABY IS HERE AND SHE IS BETTER THAN EVERYONE.
Last tweet eference, wasn't any of my lucky female followers. Sorry ladies. Lol
Waking up after a dream where you and your wife had a threesome with some girl from highschool. #guiltyboner
Goal for the year: Put on so much muscle I wheeze like a fat blob when I walk.
@eiffeltyler Why do I feel like that thing is modified for "escapades" oh yeah, your posts.
For some reason I think an englishman propositioning a hooker would be hilarious as fuck.
hello @Wendys are you real or are you dumb bitch like the Mclobster?
Bodybuilding isn't gay. It is however, the GAYEST straight thing you can do. #striatedglutes #getpumped
Nice 16 inch biceps and 12 inch legs you top heavy pussy. #Squatyoubitch
Life without coffee isn't a life worth sleepily meandering through.
Looked at myself naked and got a boner. Is there a ward for self gay narcisism?
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