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OHHAITHERE. I tweet those random and true things. YAKWII. I follow baaaack (: Narnia Joined February 2011
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R A N D O M&E P I C @RandomNEpic

16 years ago

If you have a younger sibling, next time you go to the supermarket tell them that no matter how fast they run at the door itll open in time.

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16 years ago

I really feel sorry for that person who writes the terms and conditions...

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16 years ago

Boy: grandma, have you seen my pills? they were labelled lsd... grandma: fuck the pills. have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!

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16 years ago

If Barbie Is So Popular, then why do you have to buy all of her friends?

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16 years ago

Don't judge me before you know me.

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16 years ago

Why do people wear the fake glasses?

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16 years ago

I hate whenever you use ketchup, the first bit is tomato-y water -__-

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16 years ago

"YOU'RE ALWAYS ON!" "Well it must've taken you a lot of time on to figure that out ;)" "..."

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16 years ago

When my remote has low battery, I press the buttons harder as if it had any effect.

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16 years ago

I hate it when I'm taking notes in class and my pencil breaks and I miss EVERYTHING while trying to sharpen it -___-

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16 years ago

When someone's telling a story and you just wanna scream "NOBODY CARES!"

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16 years ago

I'm going to give you as much respect as you give me.

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16 years ago

Going through a girl's facebook pictures and thinking "whore. whore. slut. wtf is she wearing? slut. slut." (;

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16 years ago

~~~~lol~~~<^<~ SWIM FROM THE SHARK, LITTLE MAN, SWIM!

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16 years ago

doesn't lol kind of look like a drowning guy? ^^^^^lol^^^^^^ do you see it?

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16 years ago

When you text the wrong person something awkward...

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16 years ago

I say "OUCH!" before I'm even hurt... just in case.(:

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16 years ago

awkwardly sitting there while your friend is being yelled at by their parents. :\

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16 years ago

Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?

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16 years ago

Saying YOUR WELCOME really loudly when people don't thank you.(:

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