HILARIOUS Tweets @RandomOrgasim
why are you NOT following me?? Columbia Station Ohio Joined June 2012-
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Me: it is such a beautiful day today! *sits inside watching TV all day*
If music didn't exist long car rides would be really awkward.
When you bite your lip and then u keep biting it accidentally
When you bite into a sucker to early :(
When you fuck up typing so bad, autocorrect doesn't even know what you were trying to say.
Those horrible nights when you can't fall asleep and you lay there in your bed tossing and turning all night.
One of the biggest lies you can tell "I know all my Facebook friends."
That moment when you and your friend keep looking at each other and can't stop laughing.
That awesome moment when you figure out why a movie is named what its named.
The worst things ever are when there's nothing good recorded on the dvr and there's no good food in the fridge.
How come when the class answers a question together everyone sounds like they want to die?
Searching on YouTube and a guy comments"first" on a video and I just sit their like "who gives a shit?!"
Don't stop retweeting this!
Seeing someone you hate at the store and hiding like a ninja so they don't see you.
seeing that you're getting a call from the kid that thinks he's you're friend and just sitting there watching it ring.
Getting a really long text from someone and replying with one word just to piss them off. #Trollin'
That "OH SHIT!" moment when you feel your pockets and your phone's not in it.
That amazing moment when you get your test grade back that you thought you bombed and get a good grade. #FuckYeah
When a teacher and a student start fighting in class. #HighlightOfTheDay
Farting in your bed and not lifting the covers cause you don't want to smell it... #NastyShit
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