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NJo @RandomVariable4

Economist, Statistician, Analyst, MBA, Gourmet, Chef, Satirist, Avid-Reader & Shiv Bhakt. Joined February 2009
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Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar

6 years ago

When you win, be kind. When you are stuck, be kind. When you are upset, be kind. When you are scared, be kind. When you are ignored, be kind. When you are in doubt, be kind. When you are disappointed, be kind. Always be kind. Even if no one is looking.

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Gaur Gopal Das @gaurgopald

7 years ago

Respect for life, empathy for others feelings and compassion for all act as catalysts for spiritual progress ~ Gaur Gopal Das #compassion #respect #empathy

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NJo @RandomVariable4

10 years ago

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Jenna Fischer @jennafischer

10 years ago

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NJo @RandomVariable4

10 years ago

My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.

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NJo @RandomVariable4

10 years ago

Based on the speed and incline of the treadmill, the woman next to me at the gym broke up 2 weeks ago.

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NJo @RandomVariable4

10 years ago

Just called the bank for my account info,, and a voice whispered 'If you break the pack in half, Ramen noodles can last you two days.'

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NJo @RandomVariable4

10 years ago

I like to wear a stethscope around my neck so that when there is a medical emergency people learn a valuable lesson about false assumptions.

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NJo @RandomVariable4

10 years ago

No girl is going to love a man who post stuff like "need cuddles" She's already got one pussy she doesn't need another.

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NJo @RandomVariable4

10 years ago

I wonder if women can hear the magnificent sounds of the symphony orchestra when their bra is removed...

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NJo @RandomVariable4

10 years ago

Girl just told me her roommate sits around watching Netflix all day and never goes out and now I kinda want to meet her.

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NJo @RandomVariable4

10 years ago

Its called an ORgasm, not an ANDgasm. We'll get you next time babe.

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NJo @RandomVariable4

10 years ago

An Apple fan walks into a bar and orders the same drink as yesterday but pays more.

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NJo @RandomVariable4

10 years ago

I just want someone to touch me the way a woman touches a pair of shoes she cannot afford.

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NJo @RandomVariable4

10 years ago

The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5.

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NJo @RandomVariable4

10 years ago

A Coffee so strong... you make it more than halfway across the White House lawn before anyone even sees you.

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NJo @RandomVariable4

10 years ago

Dear women, We don't speak 'hint'. Yours truly, Men

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NJo @RandomVariable4

10 years ago

*Puts condoms on store counter... Clerk: Do you want a bag?... No need, she's not that ugly.

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NJo @RandomVariable4

10 years ago

For best kale smoothie: 1) Fill blender with ice 2) Place kale in trash 3) Pour rum in blender 4) Add fresh fruits 5) Blend well 6) Enjoy

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NJo @RandomVariable4

10 years ago

I'm not trying to brag but when I get naked and climb in the bathtub, the shower gets turned on.

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NJo @RandomVariable4

10 years ago

Mexican magician: "I will disappear on the count of three. Ready? Uno, dos…" *poof* And just like that he vanished without a tres.

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