Random Cucumbers @Randomcucumbers
A nickel aint worth a dime, its worth a nickel your local merry go round Joined March 2012-
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@suedbeck85 Isn’t it past your bedtime young portabella? Now go fetch me a pale, preferably not one with your puke in it you anorexic. I’m done with your fat toes and rap tunes “bro” now go catch a wave you gnarly noodle. Enjoy kissing your mom before bed #roasted
Sandra the sexy snail sprinted across the Atlantic Ocean only to find 4 dinner rolls playing hopscotch on the other side #gorillazoe
Jerry left to go hunt snow plows in the Amazon and came back with an army of frustrated laundry detergent #dragonballZ
Fernando lit his nut cup on fire to show Brenda the baboon how door stops can prevent serial killers from getting emotional #coupons
The old taylor can't come to the phone. Why? Because a rictor scale only smells the crotch traffic if the ball is thrown #NFLKickoff2017
Gerdy shat in 7 different egg cartons because Bert slammed Tiff's head inside a vat of rice pudding lol #classicbert
Sawyer Brown made a frown when the mother hen collected poop samples, after jimmy neutron attempted to headbutt a brick wall.
"Ouch" said the lamb after a rain drop struck her mighty penis before the tree bark signed a prenup because nobody wants a baby. #baaaaaa
Every tomato I buy takes dumps in the most inconvenient places. #watchyourfeet
Don't let the mouse eat or else you'll end up face down and butt up in a ditch in Barcelona with Peter Pan's undies. #bratwurstbeforebitches
If you puked in the attic, you should be good to turn on the sink. If you didn't, are you really a goat? #brokebitches
I love oatmeal cream pies but every time I eat them my cat gets gassy. It smells like an Australian sweatshop when she toots. #boogers
Jeff enjoys the occasional ring pop in his bung but that doesn't stop hank from singing the ABCs to his dead hamsters dick #axwound
Happy national dog day from the foster puppy I picked up 38 years ago #NDD
Wacky willy washing wombats while waking wonder women with wet willies #TBT
What do you get when a blue cow crosses paths with a poopsicle? -herpes, you get a severe case of herpes #fivecheeseyogurt
@CharlieHines23 maybe you should mind your own business and keep smiling at Venus with an arm brace and and a bag of cactus diarrhea in hand
This is the last time I put professor plum down my shorts cuz the ice tray is starting to give the spotted wiener dirty looks#lardass
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