Gargamel's Cousin @RandomedTweets
Bitten but never smitten. Joined May 2012-
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Making a G-Unit mixtape for my mom for Christmas
Don't smile at me you asshole . FUCK MIRRORS
You ever had a dream where you were taking a shit only to wake up and realize you were actually playing the violin ?
When I say I'm having a garage sale I mean I'm actually selling my garage.
I personally knew a ninja before he went mad and flipped out
People tend to mis use the the word misuse
I'd give my left nut to have my right one back
Many children did not receive Christmas gifts this year because they did not read the fine print on their Santa Clause
If sperm could talk my balls would be a noisy place
Pigeons are most likely to start a Coo d'état
When girls are young they play many hand games and when they get older they play some more
If you pause your life and enter options you'll notice you can change around a few things
There is too much molten lava in video games
Eminem's raps are actually Marshal Arts
My little sister is a serial killer . She ate all the cereal in the house and murdered my parents
Putting mayo on cream cheese will confuse even the most dairy of men
Pierced my left nipple with my right nipple
Care about what everyone thinks about you and you will forget what you think about you . And then you will forget how to think.
Retracing your steps is easier with a pencil than with a pen because you may make mistakes
Poking holes into styrofoam cups means that you are idle and also care about the environment
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