RatherThen @RatherThen
The story of a bunch of people who want to do one thing, then another thing which is probably unpleasant. Joined February 2012-
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"Whad'ya mean I can't use you bathroom unless I buy something!? Let me talk to your manager!" x.com/QueennT_/statu…
Pretty sure Tom Hiddleston is married. x.com/BenneishaLashe…
@FattButt_27 I'd rather someone get confused about this account then learn a valuable lesson in grammar.
"Thanks for unclogging my toilet for me! Seeya!" x.com/StaplesNoah/st…
"Wake up Jeff! There's 5 missed calls from your ex." x.com/MattySchlam/st…
"Just put it on my bill!" x.com/FattButt_27/st…
They usually save the second part for later when they hit the bottle. x.com/_Sahraq/status…
Why not take up botany and make them the same thing? x.com/GraceHahn11/st…
"Let's set this straight before I go, Bound 2 was Ye's greatest track above all others." x.com/madein_JAMaica…
Coming down is a bitch. x.com/jahjaci/status…
Let's just forget about Spring then, shall we? x.com/__Apathetic/st…
I would rather have winter then the summer 😅😅😅😂 only like the summer cause of school is out other then that no thank you 👏😂
Up to and including going to a different dentist. x.com/eloisechitty/s…
Would honestly rather do anything then go to the dentist this morning 😣
There's probably a ratio out there that measures how standards diminish over time. x.com/sarasyrup_/sta…
"Sir, the Dairy Queen is closed for the day. It'd be better if you just came back tomorrow." x.com/chase_childres…
When vending machines give you change. x.com/turboturt/stat…
"Did you see that sweet barrel ride? Yeah, totally like something from the second Hobbit movie!" x.com/hailey_smurph/…
@_llaurennzzoo I'd rather someone get confused about that comment then learn a valuable lesson in grammar.
The foster care life. x.com/_llaurennzzoo/…
Doing one after the other still beats dealing with real-estate agents, am I right, fake comedy den audience!? x.com/JackGale3/stat…
"Coming up next on Maury..." x.com/colourfulneko/…
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