Rayner @Raynernot
Joined February 2012-
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@DerekChisora Hi Dereck. Rayner here from GM Isando. Sorry to bother you. Are you still in South Africa?
When I see an argument on facebook, I sit there refreshing the page while thinking to myself "THIS GON' BE GOOOOD"
I'm suffering from a very severe case of I-don't-give-a-shit.
Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.
"You're like a coin." "Awwww, valuable?" "No, two faced"
"Talk dirty to me ;)" "Mud."
Lazy rule: Can't reach it, don't need it.
Parents: "We need to talk." Me: *Million things run through my mind. What did they find out about!?* Parents: "Stop leaving the lights on."
Dressing up as a seagull and walking around stealing people's chips.
Only Smart People Will Get This: 2+2= Fish, 3+3= Eight, 7+7= Triangle, 4+4 = Arrow, 8+8 = Butterfly. Retweet if you get it!
Voldemort's parents took the "I got your nose" game a little to seriously.
Name your iPod 'Titanic', plug it into the computer, "Titanic is syncing", press cancel, feel like a hero.
That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to....unless your in prison.
Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk.
Sometimes I wish I could be one of my friends for one day, to see how it is to hang with me.
I hate it when you run into the wrong wall when trying to get to Hogwarts.
Adele: "I set fire to the rain!" Spongebob: "Bitch, please. I make campfires underwater."
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