Red @Readbobobo

Joined November 2014

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Red @Readbobobo

6 hours ago

@mil000 If you call the number and threaten legal action the guy will get pissed and spam call you back

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This illegal alien is @60Minutes poster child for what it claims are wrongful deportations. I pulled his file. His claimed reason for fearing Mali was that he is “gay,” just in case you’re wondering how bad the immigration fraud problem is.

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21 hours ago

“It feels really empty without him,” says 16-year-old Corey Diawara, whose father was deported in July. His father had lived in the U.S. for 25 years and had no criminal record. Moussa Diawara says he was deported without being able to speak to his lawyer or a judge. He was

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Red @Readbobobo

2 months ago

@Layemie001 Nigerian account

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the heart @Fredward3948576

2 months ago

Huh, my gang was supposed to be here. My gang of train robbers were supposed to be waiting atop that hill on horseback with pistols and rifles at the ready. Not sure what to do now. I’ve never felt so alone

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dork @arachno_commie

2 months ago

Sorry brotha got no change

Hakeem Jeffries @RepJeffries

2 months ago

No one from the Trump Cartel is getting a pass.

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Lazy IT Guy @lazy_IT_guy

2 months ago

Our CEO called me in a rage because his Zoom calls kept dropping. He said his video was freezing every 15 seconds and asked if we were under a DDoS attack. We weren't under a DDoS attack. I was manually throttling the executive Wi-Fi network down to 128 kilobits per second. I told him we were suffering from acute packet fragmentation due to an outdated routing table. I explained that the incoming data packets were colliding in the local cache and tearing each other apart. He asked how long it would take to rebuild the routing table. I told him the only way to stop the fragmentation was to authorize my pending $85K budget request for a new fiber-optic firewall. That request had been sitting on his desk for 3 weeks. He pulled it up on his iPad and signed it while still on the phone with me. The second the DocuSign email hit my inbox, I removed the bandwidth cap. His Zoom feed instantly snapped into pristine 4K resolution. He audibly gasped and told me I was an absolute miracle worker. I told him I had to manually reroute the packet streams through a secure secondary tunnel. I used the phrase "dynamic latency overriding." He sent an email to the entire company praising the IT department for our rapid crisis response. The new firewall budget is actually going to be used to build a private Classic server for my World of Warcraft guild. I don't solve problems. I manufacture minor technological hostage situations. Bandwidth is just leverage.

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fryuaj 🇰🇿🇨🇻 @fryuaj

3 months ago

donald.pl @donald_PL_

3 months ago

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No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m

3 months ago

Rabbit freezes in fear after being caught by cat.

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Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes

3 months ago

This kid probably having a tough time today

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Vee ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა⊹ ♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @cinaenthusiast

4 months ago

So uhhh...my 16 just offered me dad. I'm beer...

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Mikale Olson @realmikolson

4 months ago

This may just be the single greatest tweet of all time #worldcup

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❤️ jamie p! 💚 @pamiejaige

6 months ago

holy shit

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Red @Readbobobo

6 months ago

@Izzie_mwb I see you are terminally online, which explains your shit opinion on self defense

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Leading Report @LeadingReport

6 months ago

Less attractive people lean more liberal/Democrat, according to 2016 study by Rolfe D. Peterson and Carl L. Palmer.

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Red @Readbobobo

7 months ago

@sashley22 @wmataGM @wmata @DCGuard1802 @FTA_DOT @USDOT In the summer, just before the national guard showed up, DC had like 5 murders in 2 weeks. When they got here, we went 2 weeks WITHOUT a SINGLE murder.