AllSystems @ReadyAllSystems
It doesn’t have to be like this. Joined September 2025-
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@TheTweetOfGod No notes, God. That was some of your finest work.
The capitalist obsession with rapid growth at all costs is literally the function of cancer cells.
We lost the plot when we started viewing the Earth as a giant store or landfill instead of a life-supporting miracle we are part of.
@krassenstein Either you’re trying some weird social media experiment on your followers (who you know will hate this), or you got paid big by the technonazi to pump his his truly godawful truck, or you’re just an idiot. No matter which one it is, you’re clearly just an engagement grifter POS.
BREAKING: Strait of Hormuz now observing New York Stock Exchange hours. Lunch break sponsored by Goldman Sachs.
@LangmanVince I think you meant “licking” but otherwise yes.
The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.
For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.
For years we’ve been told that women are the ones who want marriage and babies, while men want to be single and free. But for some bizarre reason, now that more women are choosing to stay single and child-free, a surprising number of men are getting very angry about this..
@AnthropicAI @DarioAmodei Thank you for fighting the good fight! I just signed up for Claude - it’s my first paid subscription to an AI service. People WILL support the businesses that prioritize human safety over profit.
This right here.
.@jamestalarico: The only minority destroying America is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. Muslims are 1% of the population. Undocumented people are 1% of the population. We are focused on the wrong 1%. Trans people aren't taking away our healthcare.
We are in the midst of the longest, saddest, most excruciating and unsatisfying I TOLD YOU SO in the history of the world.
@RepJackKimble Everyone knows MAGA are EXACTLY this kind of stupid…which is why it didn’t even occur to folks that this might be satire. Well done, Jack.
Post this. Not that.
Sir Ian McKellen at 86 expertly reciting Shakespeare last night!
@elonmusk Being a racist, divisive pedo who guts funding for sick people and starving children doesn’t bring happiness to your life? What a surprise!
mom has something she needs to get off her chest
I hate to have to say this, but if you're not mad enough to spit on a car and kick out a taillight, you probably haven't yet come to a full realization of what Trump and his minions are doing to the country.
Much love to Alex Pretti and Renee Good—but remember—ICE has killed 9 people in 2026. You know the names of the 2 white people they've killed. ICE has also killed a Black man named Keith Porter, a Cambodian named Parady La, and five Latinos named Heber Sanchaz Domínguez, Victor Manuel Diaz, Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz, Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, and Geraldo Lunas Campos. ICE is on pace to kill more than 100 people this year. Abolish ICE. Impeach Noem. Prosecute those who committed these crimes.
@JMPSimor 1) He’s a racist 2) (Most importantly) He knows it’s the easiest way to make sure the poors fight each other rather than the ultra-wealthy.
♡sydney♡ @blushpinksydsyx
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Just Jack @7Veritas4
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Mario @PawlowskiMario
105K Followers 29K Following Contradictions and patterns analyst. A @HyparadoxTheory ⌘ We’re neurodivergent. @AmericanEnd “From Moscow to MAGA”. I often use sarcasm to tell a serious story.
Shaun Pinner @ShaunPinnerUA
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Ronan Farrow @RonanFarrow
970K Followers 5K Following Pulitzer-winning investigative journo @newyorker. Documentaries @hbo. Ex-diplomat. Bad lawyer. Disused PhD. Tips: [email protected].
Dr. Amy Acton @amyactonoh
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FireFighterDev @fire_starter457
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Erin Banco @ErinBanco
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William Gibson @GreatDismal
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Neal Khosla @nealkhosla
37K Followers 1K Following I judge myself on what my 8 and 80 year old selves would think. CEO of @CuraiHQ - making healthcare available and affordable to everyone go hawks
Daron Acemoglu @DAcemogluMIT
430K Followers 356 Following Institute Professor @MIT, @MITEcon. Co-Director of @MITShapingWork. Author of Why Nations Fail, The Narrow Corridor, and Power & Progress.
John O'Farrell @johnofa
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Maryam @hell_line0
43K Followers 4K Following a personal mantra is an affirmation to motivate and inspire you to be your best self.!!
Prof Peter Hotez MD P... @PeterHotez
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AnthonyAndrews @anthon7yandrews
50K Followers 2K Following Truth will prevail. we all have a talent in this information war. We are all Information Warriors, please focus on it.
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Frank.Riot 🍉 @RiotFrank
14K Followers 516 Following I know it's inconvenient, but I think we should probably do something about the impending ecological collapse.. Artist. She/Her
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2.1M Followers 28 Following Yes, this is the official X account of Ukraine. Офіційний акаунт твоєї Неньки.
Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote
723K Followers 13K Following I have the same handle everywhere. Subscribe to my FREE newsletter: https://t.co/QZeOoeMenI Secure contact: [email protected]
Captain Mark Kelly @CaptMarkKelly
526K Followers 1K Following Navy combat veteran and retired NASA astronaut. Husband to @GabbyGiffords. United States Senator for the great state of Arizona.
Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo
7.9M Followers 2K Following A husband, father, actor, director, & a climate justice advocate with an eye out for a better, brighter, cleaner, & more hopeful future for all of us.
Reggie B. @reggiebblue
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed
363K Followers 6K Following Public servant running for U.S. Senate because it shouldn't be THIS hard to get by. Michigan born and raised. Girl Dad. Doctor.
Nick Volpe @nvolpewild
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Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz
605K Followers 946 Following Dad, husband, teacher, coach, veteran. Governor of Minnesota. Working to move our state forward as #OneMinnesota.
Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble
135K Followers 8K Following Republican Representing CA's 54th Dist. & co-sponsor of Poe's Law. Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill is out on Amazon https://t.co/lVsM9wm5sF.
Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie
1.8M Followers 26K Following U.S. Representative KY4, Engineer, Farmer, Inventor. 30 patents. Appalachian American. MIT SB93 SM96 #sassywithmassie #politicalsciencedenier pronoun: Pappaw
Tim Walz @Tim_Walz
1.1M Followers 2K Following Dad, husband, teacher, coach, veteran. 41st Governor of Minnesota. Official account: @GovTimWalz
Ro Khanna @RoKhanna
478K Followers 3K Following Economic Patriotism: America's Next New Deal. Medicare for All. Tax the Billionaires. No Foreign Wars. Good Jobs, Hometown Wealth. New Deal Democrat.
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Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada
249K Followers 22K Following Donald Trump and MAGA are shitstains on humanity || Anti-fascist || If you still support Trump, you’re a fucking idiot.
Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton
29.3M Followers 963 Following 2016 Democratic Nominee, SecState, Senator, hair icon. Mom, Wife, Grandma x3, lawyer, advocate, fan of walks in the woods & standing up for our democracy.
Jeff Barker @JeffBarkermedia
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Trevor Noah @Trevornoah
10.9M Followers 522 Following Comedian from South Africa. I was in the crowd when Rafiki held Simba over the edge of the cliff, like an African Michael Jackson.You might like
