Alan Hansome @RealAlanHansen
Unveiling the truth about Lawro, Lineker and Hansen's bestiality with pace, power, determination & strength in depth #GlasgowHeroinScene #LawrosBrothel PARODY Lawro's Brothel Joined July 2012-
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Towsy? You're fucking making these words up now Lawro
I fucking hate back threes #GetMeSomeVodkaAndHeroin #RantOver
As you can see, Lawro's muff tickling moustache is coming along very nicely #LongLawro
That was close, Lawro just finished stroking my leg as the cameras rolled #DangerStroke
Crossing my legs to hide my hard on after reading that last text off Lawro. #HansensBonerHidingTactics
Lawro's just text me saying how he's got Mrs Lineker licking whipped cream off his testicles. Don't tell Gary guys #LawroIsASexMonster
I've tripped out again, a pen has been given for nothing there!
Gloom and Doom guys, not doom and gloom.
Jesus, those drugs must have been strong, am I seeing Arsenal scoring four first half goals? And, singing at the Emirates?? #DodgyDealer
In fact, chuck us another pill Gary #EsAreEasy
About to go on air guys, time for my last injection of heroin to settle the pre-show nerves #BBCHeroinScene
Why is everyone sizzling over Jim White? If it was me & Lawro presenting, Natalie Sawyer would be bent over that desk and spit roasted!
On the topic of heroin, the best place to get the proper Glasgow Premium gear is from the duty free at Glasgow airport. #GlasgowHeroinScene
#100ThingsILike 100 hits from pure Glaswegian Heroin
All Stoke fans are related. Fact. They all descend from a common ancestor who has three arms, eight legs and six brain cells. Fact.
According to @GaryLineker , Harry Redknapp's on Motd tomorrow, we'll see about that. Can he handle the pre-show heroin? #SquadRotation
#SexFilms The Lineker, The Lawro and The Wardrobe Full Of Kidnapped Kids That Are About To Be Bent Over And Penetrated #AverageMOTDmoment
#SexFilms Lawro Of The Rings #DirtyLawro #RightInTheRing
Just watched #ChampionsLeagueDraw and they seem to have forgotten Liverpool. I'm guessing #LFC have automatically qualified for the final?
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