Not Real Prometric @RealBrometric
PARODY account, not in any way affiliated with Prometric testing company. Joined April 2020-
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If anyone was concerned about us actually struggling with possibly pandemic and resources, now that things are normalized we just want to let you know we're still here for no reason other than to make your lives miserable.
We still out here. Everything is always unforseen. We don't know what we're doing (reported today in Culver City CA)
Prometric was recently put in charge of t-mobiles servers as of earlier today In case you were wondering
@medstudentwines Sure we'll ignore all your emails and pretend you don't exist when you try and reschedule your canceled test
Or do you....nah jk....maybe...but not really....unless?
Extra questions = extra time spent with yours truly
I’m just so confused how the NBME can be so bad at their jobs... Tl:dr: if you take step 1 at a med school it will be 200 questions instead of 280 bc they took out all the experimental questions
A few days ago, one of us posted a joke tweet about Prometric closing sites due to protest. Turns out our satire can't even keep up with reality
With the current state of the nation in protest, we have decided to board up all prometric sites just in case, indefinitely. You'll receive an email 2-3 hours after you show up for your test date.
How did you catch it?! You weren't supposed to notice until you showed up the day of. Please email us so we can solve this.
Step 2 CK cancelled without any notification...thankful I caught it a few weeks in advance #prometric
@appyjumpindaze We're generous sometimes.
New policy. Anyone with more followers than us gets their test canceled.
I have decided the only way I am going to pass Step 1 is if I reach 2000 followers by my test date. The two metrics don't seem to correlate, but like most of my life so far, I'm just making it up as I go along.
@emily_lbree @AbbyFariscal Finally, someone that gets it.
@AllIsGoodUSA @PrometricGlobal You do know this was a BS customer service response, right? We don't give a shit.
We thrive in chaos
Ok at this point Prometric is just messing with me. I have 5 different appointment confirmations saved onto my computer and have gone 6/6 ➡️ 6/11 ➡️ 8/4 ➡️ 6/23 ➡️ 6/11 all within various Chicago-land testing centers. I am exhausted and now I have to go back to studying.
It's called the Hunger Games
Ok at this point Prometric is just messing with me. I have 5 different appointment confirmations saved onto my computer and have gone 6/6 ➡️ 6/11 ➡️ 8/4 ➡️ 6/23 ➡️ 6/11 all within various Chicago-land testing centers. I am exhausted and now I have to go back to studying.
@sporoTrixR4kids We're not held by professionalism standards we can do whatever we want, silly rabbit
That's not very professional of you.
Ok at this point Prometric is just messing with me. I have 5 different appointment confirmations saved onto my computer and have gone 6/6 ➡️ 6/11 ➡️ 8/4 ➡️ 6/23 ➡️ 6/11 all within various Chicago-land testing centers. I am exhausted and now I have to go back to studying.
@medbiryani Please do not do this.
@medstudentwines @medbiryani What's accountability? We're a monopoly we don't have a clue what that is.
@doctortater Yeah, well our therapists got an earful about YOU. We'll cancel everybody and everything you all are mean :(
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594 Followers 432 Following @UAMSOrtho PGY2, @BCMHouston MD, Texas Longhorn, uphill hiker, dog mom, crossfitter. my views are my own. she/her.
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327 Followers 308 Following 25 y/o sarcastic struggling med student (rising MS3), depressed but well dressed. 🇵🇷 fluent in spanglish. she/her 🌻
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477 Followers 539 Following PGY-1 ✨Aspiring vascular surgeon ✨Wisco ➡️ AR 👩🏼 🧔🏻 🐶 If nothing else, be kind
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Hanna Mielke-Maday, M... @HkMielkeMaday
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Conrad Bair @SCBair
476 Followers 2K Following Author of “Age of Rust”, available everywhere books are sold https://t.co/ZTFVlnRJW3 #amwriting #writerscommunity #speculativefiction
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Patricia Howse @Miss_Patrish
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