Doug Carlson @RealDougCarlson
the owlman New York, NY Joined May 2025-
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Funny how history repeats itself. Feels like just yesterday OS jailbreak software was mining bitcoin on my machine. back then the idea of leveraging unused compute was actually cool: I’d much rather have someone scam me into mining crypto than use my GPU for new startup ideas
@AlexChhk Wowww, it makes me wonder how much unused AI compute is sitting in people’s homes. Imagine if we could connect all that spare compute into one community-powered AI network….
Some…undesirable…pictures of me got shared in 27 person group chat today. It felt weirdly cathartic—strangely enough, I felt seen for the time in a while.
A calm life of monastic contentment is worthy of praise, truly. At the end of the day, it’s a feat that is mastered and cultivated. I get it. Some people swim in pools. I just prefer the ocean.
Any sentence I say can be interpreted at least three ways. I speak in limericks and analogies
Im so niche. There’s levels to this shit and Im sitting around the plank constant. One goes mad handling all the things I know and feel about my surroundings. They’ve waged wars over commodities half as rare as my opinion
Once met a Colombian who went by “Meow.” Great family. His abuela knew the Coca-Cola formula and once rode the same bus as Rosa Parks. He taught me to never trust Venezuelans.
You met me at a very owlish time of my life.
@ptv1984 About 6g. The astral plane may have been out of control that night but genuinely thought I was on DMT as it began to hit
Throwback to my hero dose of psilocybin on 9/11/22 when I got trapped in a time loop and…uhh…well…self-imploding my tower to keep the psychosis at bay. Never forget lol
Asked a guy from McKinsey to “consult deez nuts” and handed him a 20-slide long breakdown of my dick and balls. Suffice to say I won that bathroom interaction.
Do cuckholds get bored? I’m only asking because I wouldn’t be able to watch Claude assfuck my codebase all day without warhammer 40k lore on my second monitor (I know, I’m based.) Do you really expect me to believe they don’t have an AirPod in to scroll once or twice?
So deep in the larp I’m forgetting what’s real in the first place.
Blinking straight heavy metals because I can’t accept the cart is dead #loyal
@ptv1984 If you’re serious, let’s do it in September. I’m “vacationing” (anti-marijuana socialist surveillance states) in Europe right now. True story, I ate half a mushroom chocolate bar on 9/11 in 2022 and forgot who I was for 6 hours. Spirit realm is FIRING in sep.
@ptv1984 Bought some seeds online and spent the next 10 years as a sink faucet!
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