True Elliot Beyda @RealElliotBeyda
I love to get dead legs and punched in the arm. If ur up for it, the next time u see me, just do it as hard as possible, bet u i wont even feel it. Joined April 2014-
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The only reason im in Marad Kattan is because sometimes, my mom beats me so bad that I get knocked out for a week and miss some material.
@ShiraZikry one time, I was on a date with a cantaloupe.... the things that happened that night. I wish It was a dream. #imsolonely ;(
Today we get out 12!!! You know wat that means!!??!! "Hey little boys!! I have candy in my van!!" It's gonna be a good day tomorrow :)
@ShiraZikry yea, now I just hide it in my bra #soconvenient
Mom got me some sneakers for my bday So I took out the laces Now theres a little african child tied up in my basement... #thanksmom #loveyou
Saw a homeless guitar player with @Cooljt98 Felt so bad So we loosened his weight for him & stole his case full of $$ #randomactsofkindness
@soniadweck sometimes, pam smells so bad that I throw up. But then I get hungry..... so I eat the throw up
Me: Hi Mom Mom: Hi Elliot Me: Why are u crying? Mom: Ur not adopted #mylifesucks
I wanted to punch a little child in the face today Instead I was nice So.... I stabbed him in the eye with a stick #randomactsofkindness
Just sent in my application for the KKK!!! #wishmeluck
Mugged my own grandmother, killed jfk #rebel , circumcised at age 6, had sex with a tool box (dont ask). #thelifeofme
Had a rough day so far. My mom forgot to drop off my ointment. #ihatemylife #potatoesareafruit
@Ruthieg722 my head hurts also.It might be because i was beat as a child, or cause i had a 2ton brick thrown at me when i was 6. #lifesux
@joyce_terzi most of my issues have to do with oversized oranges, infected pinky toes, alpaca poop, and sometimes constipation
My pet earthworm got hemorrhoids last week. Cried for 17 hours straight
That awkward moment when all your underwear is in the wash. So u borrow ur sisters pair.... #thursdayproblems
Beat an old man with a bat today. Very confused why the police stopped me though.....
I know i dont share this with lots of people, its hard to express, but i like to get punched... A LOT. Dont even ask, just do it. I LOVE it
Ate a rock....... Pooped out butterflies #truestory
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