The Human Kite @RealHumanKite

I'm the hero South Park needs. I watch the skies for injustice and send them packing with my laser vision. Joined June 2015

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Mysterion @SecretMysterion

11 years ago

I am Mysterion

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The Human Kite @RealHumanKite

11 years ago

Someone please help, I'm being shot at. Human Kite down. I repeat, Human Kite down!

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The Human Kite @RealHumanKite

11 years ago

Patrolling.

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The Human Kite @RealHumanKite

11 years ago

Nevermind, it was the mailman.

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The Human Kite @RealHumanKite

11 years ago

Located a suspect.

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Bebe Stevens @BebeStevns

11 years ago

The scariest thing that's ever happened at school was when Kyle ate Cartmans farts

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The Human Kite @RealHumanKite

11 years ago

Greetings, citizens of South Park! You may sleep soundly tonight for the Human Kite will be watching your back! #CoonAndFriends

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Mintberry Crunch @MintberyCruunch

41 Followers 214 Following //- She/he/they gendefluid //- Minor, LGBTQ+ Mintberrycruuuuunch!

kenny @Michell46078894

187 Followers 876 Following @Ms0rr0w @trickst94670486

SP↓She/Her↑ Ace,
Age: (varies)

*DISCLAIMER:Jokes/interactions(Not actual sexy ones) MAY contain NSFW themes, just be aware!! Also, owner is 21+ years old*

Riley Jones @RJWildz

240 Followers 206 Following SP↓She/Her↑ Ace, Age: (varies) *DISCLAIMER:Jokes/interactions(Not actual sexy ones) MAY contain NSFW themes, just be aware!! Also, owner is 21+ years old*

riko @riko71670094

3 Followers 66 Following

Cayden @TheRealCoon2

54 Followers 170 Following

Kenny mccormick @Bkatsuki1231

19 Followers 62 Following You wanna play?

It's Showtime.

This is my SP and P5 Parody account.

Stick of Truth Name: The Heartless Demon

Superhero Name: Joker (NEO) (Phantom Thief/Persona-User Class.)

🔗 Mike Amamiya �... @Phantoms9468190

1K Followers 2K Following It's Showtime. This is my SP and P5 Parody account. Stick of Truth Name: The Heartless Demon Superhero Name: Joker (NEO) (Phantom Thief/Persona-User Class.)

fätïmä cödïgö 4 @sophia4_codigo

1 Followers 23 Following Música Artistas Espectaculos Celebridades

An African American flips a turtle over on it's back. A Trans Filipino comes and sees the helpless turtle baking in the sun. What color is the Filipinos father?

PcPrincipal @PcPrincipal15

726 Followers 4K Following An African American flips a turtle over on it's back. A Trans Filipino comes and sees the helpless turtle baking in the sun. What color is the Filipinos father?

Craig Tucker @pokeman992

70 Followers 240 Following I'm Craig, Cartman is a fat piece of shit, and fuck off and also I AM NOT GAY. .-. #RP

Alires_Regina⚓ @LylykRegina

98 Followers 620 Following Baixinha

scorretto @scorretto77

810 Followers 4K Following

HJ @oche_oche12

222 Followers 2K Following

South park @SouthPark9882

87 Followers 430 Following

games&stuff @j123476

499 Followers 4K Following i post random gaming and other stuff

Kyla_Broflovski @Depressed_Jew

351 Followers 892 Following Marco! Marco where are you?

eric cartman @MonserrathDanna

102 Followers 238 Following poker face

im a canadian superstar / in the cut with phillip / literally shittin on niggas / the canadian OG / turn ya notifications on cause am bout dat life

Terrance @terrance_uncut

88 Followers 419 Following im a canadian superstar / in the cut with phillip / literally shittin on niggas / the canadian OG / turn ya notifications on cause am bout dat life

daniel melgar @danielmelgar19

9 Followers 108 Following

zara glynn @zaraglynn12

68 Followers 515 Following hi guys whats up ?? wanna be my friend just follow me

saucejuice @Juice_sauce1

257 Followers 2K Following 🔥

Harry Warren @thehnw1223

118 Followers 340 Following Railroad Photographer & Videographer, Co-Founder: @EastPennRFPro Auburn Valley Railroad Volunteer, KHS '19 WCU ‘23

cosmas mwita @cosmasmwita1

55 Followers 545 Following

i like soccer . i support barcalona and manchester united . and I like to play cod black ops.2. ... And I like south park #MyNameJeff #22jumpstreet

Anthony Brennan @AnthonymbBO3

31 Followers 200 Following i like soccer . i support barcalona and manchester united . and I like to play cod black ops.2. ... And I like south park #MyNameJeff #22jumpstreet

Ritwik Lodhiya @rlodhiya

73 Followers 654 Following

Kailon Cates @KailonCates

99 Followers 748 Following

Maya Cadwell @SPMayaCadwell

123 Followers 323 Following I just moved here. I'm 10 years old. I like playing Stick Of Truth with my friends! And I love Superheroes and gaming! #RP

Eric Cartman @CartmanTheJerk

939 Followers 2K Following Hey it's Eric Cartman. I just love Butters. I hate Kyle because he's a Jew. That's about it. I also date Heidi once in a while #RP

Sugar @SugarBabyLuvs

877 Followers 4K Following I'm a crazy girl here. Call me Sugar just because. ❤

I'm Red Broflovski, I love JCVD, Kyle Broflovski & rock n'roll. Married to @CanuckKyle, karate black belt. Fan of Van Damme & Stallone. I'm Rodney's mother.

RedTuckerVanDamme @RedVanDamme

339 Followers 875 Following I'm Red Broflovski, I love JCVD, Kyle Broflovski & rock n'roll. Married to @CanuckKyle, karate black belt. Fan of Van Damme & Stallone. I'm Rodney's mother.

imaniDamienBlake @imaniDamien

185 Followers 390 Following He/him/his/Dominant ANIME COSPLAYER DETERMINATION #nekosQuickie #sfs #Takashi♐ #cosplay goals♐

Milena Bleither @Mi_J_Costa

11 Followers 30 Following

𝑻𝒆𝒄𝒉 𝑮... @SavantProdigy

572 Followers 1K Following “𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚, 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩.~”|#𝓣𝓲𝓛𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽

Greetings human. This is Captain Stoley reporting from the U.S.S. Enterprise. I've received transmissions that this site is popular, so I'll transmit here.

Kevin Stoley @CaptainStoley

23 Followers 49 Following Greetings human. This is Captain Stoley reporting from the U.S.S. Enterprise. I've received transmissions that this site is popular, so I'll transmit here.

Hey I really think your not interesting dont bother looking at my tweets...there just about how much i hate you. Level 12 Theif.

Craig Tucker @CraigTcker

38 Followers 14 Following Hey I really think your not interesting dont bother looking at my tweets...there just about how much i hate you. Level 12 Theif.

🌙 @FlxmingPrince

779 Followers 2K Following #TiLight

Professor Chaos @ProfesChaos

25 Followers 8 Following I'm the almighty Professer Chaos! MUAHHAHAHAHA! Fear before me you peasents!

Mysterion @SecretMysterion

25 Followers 11 Following I am Mysterion

Jimmy Valmer @JimmyValm

22 Followers 8 Following Hi guys i'm Jimmy and I have amazing jokes for you all! I'm also a Level 10 Bard with the power of singing.

Clyde Donovan @ClydeDonov

46 Followers 60 Following Bow down to your Dark Lord and give me some food. And I'm not fucking fat!

Im A 5th Grader | A Really Big Gamer | Allies: ToolShed, StanIscool, Luvs2spewge #TheStickOfTruth #TheFracturedButWhole | My Pepe Game Is Fair... M,Kay

Stan Marsh @Stanly_Mersh

158 Followers 224 Following Im A 5th Grader | A Really Big Gamer | Allies: ToolShed, StanIscool, Luvs2spewge #TheStickOfTruth #TheFracturedButWhole | My Pepe Game Is Fair... M,Kay

Professor Chaos @thefellabutters

113 Followers 76 Following Hi Minions! Be Ready To See Me In #TheFracturedButWhole | Allies: Fag, Puss, Lil,Bich, Chaos. HAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bebe Stevens @BebeStevns

32 Followers 9 Following You're an incredible fat and gay skinny straight man /instagram @Bebestevns

Butters Stotch @ItsButterssss

54 Followers 12 Following Hi guys! I'm Butters! Kupa Keep is the best! Don't tell anyone i'm Professor Chaos. Tehehe. Have you been to Hawaii before?

KG✈️ @youngsinatraKG

236 Followers 2K Following

David Trexler @daviddtrexler

160 Followers 2K Following

Jimmy Valmer @JimmyValm

22 Followers 8 Following Hi guys i'm Jimmy and I have amazing jokes for you all! I'm also a Level 10 Bard with the power of singing.

Professor Chaos @ProfesChaos

25 Followers 8 Following I'm the almighty Professer Chaos! MUAHHAHAHAHA! Fear before me you peasents!

Clyde Donovan @ClydeDonov

46 Followers 60 Following Bow down to your Dark Lord and give me some food. And I'm not fucking fat!

Mysterion @SecretMysterion

25 Followers 11 Following I am Mysterion

Elf Warrior @Elf_Warrior_

54 Followers 3 Following Please dont tell the elf king im using his WiFi.

Rebecca Bertha Tucker, but you can call me Red! I hate two faced bitches, so don't even think of talking about me behind my back.

Rebecca Tucker (Red) @R3dTucker

495 Followers 356 Following Rebecca Bertha Tucker, but you can call me Red! I hate two faced bitches, so don't even think of talking about me behind my back.

Nelly @SparkleNelly

539 Followers 107 Following I'm Nelly! I'm one of the heads of the list committee! Fuck you @TurntUpClyde | #RP #SouthPark

Annie Knitts @ANaiveBlonde

191 Followers 19 Following Hello, my name is Annie. I'm a cheerleader, yes. Also, what's a queef..? | [#RP]

Laura Tucker @CraigsMother

668 Followers 141 Following I'm Craig's mother. Don't you dare just oh him! | #RP #Parody #SouthPark

Wendy Testaburger @WendyT_Sparkle

50 Followers 54 Following •Leader of The Girls • Don't Fuck With Me • If It Pleases and Sparkles•

My life was ruined by Eric Cartman, A.K.A. Wizard Fucking Fatass. ❤@duke_stevenson is my love. ❤ #ClydeForPresident #StahpRarmi2014

Jenny Simon @glitterthatidea

240 Followers 45 Following My life was ruined by Eric Cartman, A.K.A. Wizard Fucking Fatass. ❤@duke_stevenson is my love. ❤ #ClydeForPresident #StahpRarmi2014

AT&T Small Business @ATTSmallBiz

64K Followers 2K Following We've moved! Follow us at @ATTBusiness. For customer care, tweet @ATTBusinessCare.

Phillip @FartBoyPhillip

81 Followers 8 Following I'm Phillip. Canadian superstar and comedy extraordinaire! *fart* AHAHAHAHAHA! My partner is @FartBoyTerrance!

ᴄʜᴇғ ʜᴀᴛ�... @AgressiveSlop

227 Followers 144 Following ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ ғɪᴠᴇ ᴏғ ᴜs ᴡᴇɴᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴜɴɢʟᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɴɪɢʜᴛ, ᴏɴʟʏ ғɪᴠᴇ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴏᴜᴛ

im an elf who is sworn to protect the elf kig at all costs. im also german, being born in Hamburg on the 5th of August. Add me on google plus (Hermann Fegelein)

Wilhem Reichslatter @elfofthekingdom

98 Followers 35 Following im an elf who is sworn to protect the elf kig at all costs. im also german, being born in Hamburg on the 5th of August. Add me on google plus (Hermann Fegelein)

Shelly Marsh™/ @StansBitchSis

3K Followers 946 Following I'm Shelly Marsh. My turd brother is @iSTANdGround. And you're ALL pretty much stinkin' turds.

Hi, im Stan Marsh. I live in a crazy town, called South Park. I have a crazy family! I like to hang with my friends, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman.
South Park, CO

Stan Marsh @RangerStanM

63 Followers 2 Following Hi, im Stan Marsh. I live in a crazy town, called South Park. I have a crazy family! I like to hang with my friends, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman. South Park, CO

Milly @TheCutestPurse

104 Followers 44 Following k

RedTuckerVanDamme @RedVanDamme

339 Followers 875 Following I'm Red Broflovski, I love JCVD, Kyle Broflovski & rock n'roll. Married to @CanuckKyle, karate black belt. Fan of Van Damme & Stallone. I'm Rodney's mother.

I'm here to make sure that Stan isn't using this site to flirt with other girls. I'm not afraid to kick someone's ass, especially fat ones.

Wendy M. Testaburger @WendyMTesta

851 Followers 82 Following I'm here to make sure that Stan isn't using this site to flirt with other girls. I'm not afraid to kick someone's ass, especially fat ones.

Lola Johnson @imlolajs

26 Followers 25 Following I'm Lola! Nice ta meet you! But srsly if you dare fuck with me, your face is the last thing that will be fucked up.

Terrible @Imreallysorryab

153 Followers 351 Following I'm really sorry about how I acted on here

kyle ™/ @iJewKyleKid

751 Followers 391 Following

Hi Im Emma Frost Jacks little sister He is the best big brother in the whole world he saved my life once hes awesome ...( i do all RP)

Emma Frost @freaclsEmma

713 Followers 1K Following Hi Im Emma Frost Jacks little sister He is the best big brother in the whole world he saved my life once hes awesome ...( i do all RP)

Butters Stotch @ButtersStot

59 Followers 40 Following Hey guys! I'm Butters the Merciful, I'm a paladin! We should be friends! Don't watch Game Of Thrones, its wieners everywhere.

Wendy Testaburger @LovinAnimalGal

149 Followers 162 Following i Support Bullying Breast Cancer Actually Any Cancer And Animal Abuse

Randy S Marsh @MrRandyMarsh

35 Followers 62 Following If only virtual beer was real. Oh, and the new kid is cool.

Eric Cartman @siegheilcartman

103 Followers 26 Following I'm Cartman and I am out of control.

Don't talk to me if you're Jewish, ginger, or from Jersey (Kyle). I'm the coolest kid in South Park. King of the KKK. have you heard of the Coon? Xbox One King.

Eric Cartman @EricTheodCart

70 Followers 32 Following Don't talk to me if you're Jewish, ginger, or from Jersey (Kyle). I'm the coolest kid in South Park. King of the KKK. have you heard of the Coon? Xbox One King.

Priscilla DeLorn @pdelorn

18 Followers 23 Following Cracilla is the OTP

Bebe Bebe @_Bebe__Bebe_

6 Followers 8 Following

DogPoo Petuski @DogPoo_

61 Followers 30 Following I have mud and shit on my face. #rp

Stan Marsh @StanRandyMarsh

65 Followers 24 Following I'm taken by Wendy and my best friend is Kyle. That's about all you need to know.

Kenny McCormick @KennyLovesPussy

9 Followers 4 Following If you want to fuck me then just ask ;) I love tits and pussy.

Eric Cartman @EricCartmanBrah

77 Followers 14 Following I have a YouTube page for let's plays *kyle doesn't know what that even is* stupid jew - - - - Instagram @SouthParkFilms

Stuart McCormick @IsNotDrunk

402 Followers 31 Following Kenny, Kevin and Karen's dad. I'm outside the bar Monday-Friday.

Bebe Stevens @BebeStevns

32 Followers 9 Following You're an incredible fat and gay skinny straight man /instagram @Bebestevns

Butters Stotch @ItsButterssss

54 Followers 12 Following Hi guys! I'm Butters! Kupa Keep is the best! Don't tell anyone i'm Professor Chaos. Tehehe. Have you been to Hawaii before?

Heidi @GreyHairedBitch

2K Followers 988 Following This site definitely sparkles. #Warning Might be a tease at times.

MaxwellBarch @MaxwellBarch

14 Followers 34 Following I've returned my Elmo doll.

Stan Marsh @RangerStanMarsh

22 Followers 2 Following Hi, im Stan Marsh, aka Toolshed, part of The Coon and Friends. I am also an Elven Ranger, loyal to the Elf King. I love Wendy!