Kayla Barton @RealKaylaBarton

this is a documentation of my mediocre life Joined February 2013

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Kayla Barton @RealKaylaBarton

a month ago

Cleaned the house, did all my homework, read, and made chicken poblano enchiladas & I’m fixing for a bubble bath after my kid is down… I fucking love being in my late twenties

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Kayla Barton @RealKaylaBarton

4 months ago

Criminal Minds is a turn on show for me, is that a weird one???

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Kayla Barton @RealKaylaBarton

6 months ago

I’ve had a 17 year old boy and a 51 year old man ask me out in the past week and I can honestly say I don’t know what I’m doing wrong

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Kayla Barton @RealKaylaBarton

7 months ago

I don’t need a lot from a man, just that he’s willing to spend 1/4 of his income on maintaining my book addiction

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Kayla Barton @RealKaylaBarton

8 months ago

Doom scrolling on TikTok earlier and my dad walks by as the next video says “can your vagina be too wet?” so that’s my ick of the day, what’s yours lmao

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Kayla Barton @RealKaylaBarton

8 months ago

Fuck dry January

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Kayla Barton @RealKaylaBarton

11 months ago

It’s my birthday weekend, so why wouldn’t I wake up with a ripped open palm and a broken pinky???

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Kayla Barton @RealKaylaBarton

11 months ago

I genuinely don’t know how I get myself into the situations I get myself into

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Kayla Barton @RealKaylaBarton

a year ago

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Kayla Barton @RealKaylaBarton

a year ago

They say the best way to get over a breakup is to participate in a wet t-shirt contest at a biker bar… right?

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Kayla Barton @RealKaylaBarton

2 years ago

Forgot my headphones for the gym. This is my 13th reason.

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Kayla Barton @RealKaylaBarton

2 years ago

You know midwesterners are nuts bc every story on my snap was of people storm chasing or hanging out on the porch during a tornado warning lmao

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Kayla Barton @RealKaylaBarton

2 years ago

Put my new bedside table together by myself despite the instructions saying I would need an extra hand. The fact that I have an adrenaline rush means I’m officially OLD. Sad day. Love my table tho.