Dave Strider @RealLifeStrider
in real life dave. real life, yo. (( http://t.co/8OW4GWUorz @cozyoctopus )) http://t.co/9oXbxpW2M3 everywhere Joined March 2013-
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bro forced me to get a manicure because i ate the last bag of doritos
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little fucker is 15 minutes early havent even gelled my hair yet
johns supposed to see me today and i really hope thats not him because im half naked on the shitter right now
i need a new profile pic maybe thatll happen in two months
in what other situation are you able to get a tangible piece of your spit onto someones face on accident
you know what. this is actually a pretty good reason to love peppermint.
i politely sneeze the other way but nah man this fucking mint decides to make its place in this small world and flies straight to their face
ill be smacking on a mint or some shit talking to someone and just hold up man im gonna blow
i hate peppermint i sneeze every time i put it in my mouth
hopy shit this thing is beautiful
a really cool way to eat m&ms is to pour the entire bag on your face and see how many actually make it in your mouth
im preparing to leave but in reality im making sure yall are prepared for my presence you get what im saying
actually dave you get popular by tweeting more than four times a year thanks dave shut up dave
andrea p @vwmmm988
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Dirk Strider @TheYoungTime
34 Followers 66 Following You're Dirk Strider, you're a demon and can stare at people with your wicked shades, even though your hair is uneven.
inactive @KeepShootingOn
62 Followers 90 Following Your name is Jake English and you are a zombie. Well... Sort of... You are half and half and refuse to lose all of your humanity. You will not die so easily.
⋆☆Local Hellcat�... @XiaoNomine
82 Followers 2K Following ⋆☆20s, He/They☆Exasperated mentally ill older sibling that barely uses this account for more than lurking and liking☆Blocks are 98% non-personal☆PSO2 Ship1☆⋆
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247 Followers 6K Following shotacon but like eveything (no irl) better not follow https://t.co/2EXR607o2n
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321 Followers 286 Following Your NAME is SOLLUX CAPTOR and you are an expert hacker.♥: icon source https://t.co/HnkeNbwUIn…
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Jake English @Double_Pistols_
79 Followers 331 Following |jaĸe englιѕн| |advenтeroυѕ & aweѕoмe gυnѕ| |✰dιrĸ ѕтrιder✰| |♂ι lιĸe gυуѕ♂| |☠ιnтrιgυed вy ѕĸυllѕ☠|♡Single♡| |gay| {#HomestuckRP} {☾BFF:@HitmanRoxyL☽}
GamzetteMakara @makara_gamzette
11 Followers 48 Following HeLlO, mY nAmE iS gAmEtTe MaKaRa :o) ♥️-? ♦️-? ♠️-? ♣️-?
bisexual female onlin... @TheRealNepeta
187 Followers 1K Following Fangirl, Brony, Otaku and all around geek. || I don't actually exist. || So many waifus, so little time || Avi by @SmolSammichOwO
Tris Prior (Sarah) @thefandoms46
11 Followers 108 Following Hey guys!! I'm a fangirl!! My fandoms are: Divergent The Giver The Fault In Our Stars The Mortal Instruments ❤️➰
Nepeta Sykes @NepetaEgbert
1 Followers 42 Following +heavy metal and rock+ +I'm a cat+ +I cosplay , all the time+ +I hate humans+
Tay @Tay_Monster16
40 Followers 220 Following 13,Scene/Emo, love anime and bands, love 2 play piano/sing, single, love monster energy and rockstar, I love youtubers Love u guys!!! ~Tay
Jane Crocker @thegutsygumshoe
2 Followers 29 Following Now be a good girl, but the fridge down, and stay inside. ||♥:-♦:-♠:-||
Bro Strider @BroStriders
150 Followers 554 Following Sup dirky here or thats what roxy calls me lil man: @araida_loves_u lil sis: @stridercest88 Bf:nope.
Kurloz Makara @CrownedStitches
357 Followers 966 Following Your name is KURLOZ MAKARA, Prince of the MAKARA household and these Commoners test your patience 20 y/o(Humanstuck)
aradia @egbert_loves_u
114 Followers 314 Following John:Hi *smiles* matesprite: @nubbymckarkles Aradia: hi there Matesprite: @fluttersky153
Horuss Zahhak @MuscleBeast_
1K Followers 2K Following 8=D F*DDLEST*%. Please, pardon my utterly e%ecrable language, and unforg*vable stammering, your Horseness. (18+) writer is @RussianQueen_
John Egbert @heirtime
47 Followers 201 Following I am not saying that it was Betty Crocker.... but it was Betty Crocker..
null @robitDragon
1K Followers 1K Following
shmurr @rowyourboataway
51 Followers 250 Following![Just a silly girl in her silly world. Auspistice- @FCC_Eridan [RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/473035713223860224/HbocqADi.jpeg)
Rose Lalonde @SunriseSeer1
283 Followers 618 Following Just a silly girl in her silly world. Auspistice- @FCC_Eridan [RP]
Kanny @KanklesVantas
952 Followers 1K Following Yeah I was 9ut 9f t9uch, 6ut it wasn't 6ecause I didn't kn9w en9ugh. I just knew t99 much~ (+18) writer is @RussianQueen_
Sollux Captor @HackerSollux
503 Followers 967 Following am i dead ør aliive? Mage øf Døøm ♥️: ♦️: ? ♠️: ? ♣️: ?
Stephen Strange @Ler_Pers
678 Followers 1K Following Powerful sorcerer and a leading member of the Masters of the Mystic Arts || MCU RP ||
Brittyboo (~^w^~) @BrittWebb6
366 Followers 1K Following Live life to the fullest because you might never know when it will end.
Terezi Pyrope @TereziPyrope18
231 Followers 464 Following 1M GO1NG TO CUT YOUR THRO4T 4ND LI1ST3N TO YOU BL33D WH1L3 1 SM3LL YOU D13 ♡@vrisko88 ♢? ♤? ♧ ?
Prince Shimmer @Prince_of_ukes
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Muted Sebastian @Vriskaspiders
826 Followers 2K Following I am Sebastian Michaelis,mate(1)@bloodyredreape3 ?..master(1)@Botchan_ciel master(2)? (Daughter:@7674432) Mate:?none/gay/#single
Greyson Heart @Greyson_heart
76 Followers 478 Following I'm the girl with the hair and the face...? Yeah, that one! Instagram: _dont_blink_182_ Tumblr: thewastedsherlock
ＪAＣＥ ＨＡＲ�... @nerdyGnostic
229 Followers 399 Following being alone, scares me the most.♢ - @Raven_Strider ♤- ? ♧- ? { 18+ / Geekishly Nerdy / Multi-shipping }
🕸️🖤 𝚂𝚎�... @Hexxxappeal_xo
644 Followers 3K Following part time emo, certified trash 🖤26🖤 NO MINORS 🔞 Adam Driver ✨🦋 Eddie Munson enthusiast🖤🦇Drag artist 🤍 GVF✨Professional bafoon they/them
Shane @Shane7033
1 Followers 33 Following
Nicole the Cat Queen @musicalcat011
616 Followers 3K Following Barely tweet, barely post but I can draw. Now ✨24✨ and 🇵🇷 (self made pfp 💙)
Gamzee Makara @GaMzEe_SoBeR
786 Followers 1K Following HeY mOtHeRfUcKeRs, NaMeS gAmZeE mAkArA. Im JuSt A fAyGo LovIng, WiCkEd KiNdA bRo :O) HoNk!
Killing Kate @ju_the_killer
707 Followers 1K Following Hey names Kate im a proxy of slenderman /17/ #insane #RP in love with: @ticci_ticci theme: secret
Mckezie @mshumate72
23 Followers 161 Following
Dave Strider @TimelordTG
141 Followers 195 Following Your name is Dave Strider, and you like to do new things! #RP #18+ #single #bisexual![уσυя иαмє ιѕ fєfєяι ρєιχєѕ, αи∂ уσυя ρяєтту gℓυввιиg αωєѕσмє αωєѕσмє. αℓѕσ мєєиαн ∂σєѕи'т нανє α ѕєиѕє σf нαιя ¢αяє. ♡:-◇:- [18+]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/514924678969049088/gCAudWsW.jpeg)
fєfєяι ρєιχє... @HumanGlubs
366 Followers 546 Following уσυя иαмє ιѕ fєfєяι ρєιχєѕ, αи∂ уσυя ρяєтту gℓυввιиg αωєѕσмє αωєѕσмє. αℓѕσ мєєиαн ∂σєѕи'т нανє α ѕєиѕє σf нαιя ¢αяє. ♡:-◇:- [18+]
![You fools, 3njoy your juv3n1l3 s3ns3 of m3rr1m3nt, for now. [18+ genderbent Ｎｅｏｐｈｙｔｅ Ｒｅｄｇｌａｒｅ RP!] ♥:? ♦:? ♠:?](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000230642529/cbeea6441657c87de4dc524a8b8c7d9a.png)
ｊｏｎａａｈ♎... @HisCrimsonAbyss
171 Followers 93 Following You fools, 3njoy your juv3n1l3 s3ns3 of m3rr1m3nt, for now. [18+ genderbent Ｎｅｏｐｈｙｔｅ Ｒｅｄｇｌａｒｅ RP!] ♥:? ♦:? ♠:?
DΛMΛŔΛ MƐƓĪD�... @iroppoizonbi
120 Followers 21 Following 死者さえは性交としてセクシーです。 {Zombiestuck AU. TW: Gore, sexual themes, lewd language.}
![LIQOUR :D[Rp]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000077244993/f473fea127d06f81128b8a08e7598c25.jpeg)
The Disciple @_The_Disciple_
334 Followers 302 Following hello i'm The Disciple nice to m33t mew~ matesprit= ? moirial=@glubbinheir kismesis=?ash quadrant=?
Zacharie @swagmasks
10 Followers 16 Following
![уσυя иαмє ιѕ νяιѕкα ѕєякєт.♥:-♦: [18+ αℓωαуѕ σρєияρ]♏](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/516245594474823682/oPBEzvvH.jpeg)
νяιѕкα ѕєяк... @That8yotch
518 Followers 1K Following уσυя иαмє ιѕ νяιѕкα ѕєякєт.♥:-♦: [18+ αℓωαуѕ σρєияρ]♏
Solluxander Captor @PsiionicIrony
234 Followers 239 Following You 2hould Know by now 2hiit lord who are you? Niitram??
Broderick Strider @SmuppetLover
58 Followers 148 Following sup betches. this is for the sake of irony, you ain't never ganna lay a finger on me. I'm bro strider.
TereziPyrope @T3R3Z1S1GHTFUL
826 Followers 1K Following ♥@knightofblood69 (tw: depression anxiety and self harm at times) ((hella gay writer: @kululumajor ))
dave strider @breakingstrides
90 Followers 345 Following Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you were JAILED from your MAIN ACCOUNT, @making_strides
... @psycandix
1K Followers 245 Following ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎 。 ㅤ
Broderick Strider @ShadedStrife
485 Followers 122 Following Bro Strider, business man, older brother, and yer new sensei. Praise this god 'nd kneel before his fuckin' awesomeness. {18+ Bro Strider RP}
Anti-Jack @EpicTurnTables
859 Followers 1K Following
Meulin Leijon @Meulin_Leijon
67 Followers 120 Following I don't know what I'd do without you. @StitchedBones
Kurloz Makara @MalignantMute
843 Followers 151 Following || THEY WILL BE DOUBLE SLAIN BY OUR LORD LIKE ALL THE OTHER MIRTHLESS HERETICS. HONK. HONK. || +21 | #RP | #Homestuck | #SelectiveMultiship | €o: ||
Gabriel @CandiedFeather
941 Followers 446 Following Don't ask me why, don't ask me how, but I'm back! You know what that means? Yup, time to raid the candy stash and look after my @LaptopLoserSam again.
![Highly aggressive towards any living lifeforms. Ambush predators. Perfect organisms. [Alien RP | Multiverse RP | #Ðεѕυ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1314093437004722179/XIn-inUz.jpg)
𝑿𝑿𝟏𝟐𝟏 @ForeignForm
232 Followers 106 Following Highly aggressive towards any living lifeforms. Ambush predators. Perfect organisms. [Alien RP | Multiverse RP | #Ðεѕυ]
... @siccaneous
559 Followers 121 Following ⠀ ⠀⚔ ┊〝 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙶𝙾𝙽 𝙾𝙵 𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗖𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗬 〞. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ʏ'ᴀʟʟ ꜰᴀɴᴄʏ ᴀ 'ʟɪʟ 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠﹖⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀៸៸៸៸៸៸៸៸៸៸៸៸៸៸ ⠀![Got a hitch with me? You might wan' take issues up with the big guy. You ain't usin' that vessel, right? @OddDisillusions belong 't me, got it? [OC RP, 18+]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000216724258/d1049c5133748e64269a4673b5041f8b.jpeg)
Ｖｉｒｕｓ Ａ�... @TyroOfLight
17 Followers 71 Following Got a hitch with me? You might wan' take issues up with the big guy. You ain't usin' that vessel, right? @OddDisillusions belong 't me, got it? [OC RP, 18+]
Equius Zahhak @HeirofSTRENGTH
136 Followers 220 Following I am Equius Zahhak, Heir of Void /and Swagger/. I don my OBEY snapbacks everyday because YOLO. I am without a doubt the STRONGEST troll. ... Do you even lift?
... @IMPICERA
2K Followers 342 Following ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ↳ ❝ 𝖂𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒕𝒆𝒅 ♡ 𝕭𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒚 ¡! ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ|| | 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗖 𝕀ℕ𝔽⛧𝕋𝕌⛧𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ ˒ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
Mituna Captor @mittygiggles
377 Followers 489 Following //humanstuck\eighteen\multiship\poor\cutting and suicide mentions/tweets\possible drug use//![I don't care who you're wearing. Not one bit. Keep your distance and leave me to study, you stuck up douchebag. [Douchestuck 18+ RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3646108937/bce2dbfbb57aed402c90dcf3f8dba886.jpeg)
Dirk Strider @asceticdenial
117 Followers 159 Following I don't care who you're wearing. Not one bit. Keep your distance and leave me to study, you stuck up douchebag. [Douchestuck 18+ RP]![H3Y :] 1 L1K3 SC4L3M4T3S, JUST1C3, 4ND 1M S3CR3TLY FLUSH3D FOR K4RK4T V4NT4S. SHHH... 1TS 4 S3CT3T!](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3624535469/a39dfe84643967b8732ebc71e730e331.jpeg)
Terezi Pyrope @tzpyroper
124 Followers 164 Following H3Y :] 1 L1K3 SC4L3M4T3S, JUST1C3, 4ND 1M S3CR3TLY FLUSH3D FOR K4RK4T V4NT4S. SHHH... 1TS 4 S3CT3T!
アスキーアート... @TwitAA_bot
38K Followers 0 Following (・´з`・)Twitterで使えるアスキーアートをつぶやくbotです。あなたのタイムラインを華やかにします。自由にパクツイ（Copy and Paste）してね！ 新しいアスキーアートは随時追加します。過去のアスキーアートが見たい場合はTwilogをご覧ください。アイコン @Ponsu_kontsu
-Deceased- @ShatteredClock
133 Followers 249 Following Your name is DAVID STRIDER or DAVE. You got into a terrible ACCIDENT and DIED. You were married to @BlindSollux and had a KID.
Horuss Zahhak @GiddyUpZahhak
159 Followers 142 Following 8=D I apologize if any of my tweets may be triggering! This colt may still be getting ahold of the reins of Tw*tter! (( http://t.co/yG49uEgzCI @cozyoctopus ))![Well, I'd like to say hello but that would mean conversing with someone who isn't worth my time. Chandra Shinkyo, 24th in Aizen-sama's army. [Shit arrancar OC]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000602911066/f26db848c25b69422f58b8e2c4835973.jpeg)
チャンドラ神橋... @AcquiescentPurr
118 Followers 169 Following Well, I'd like to say hello but that would mean conversing with someone who isn't worth my time. Chandra Shinkyo, 24th in Aizen-sama's army. [Shit arrancar OC]
Altarf Vantas @BrightestCancer
91 Followers 349 Following *smiles reaching out to say hello* Father: @Karkat_Blood *Mother*: @CancerousKnight Mom: @Princess0fHope
Bobby Thomas @pleasant_tries
49 Followers 53 Following Your name is BOBBY and you're becoming part of a group STRANGER THAN YOU EVER IMAGINED - though your PAST may put you CLOSER THAN YOU EXPECT. (( homestuck OC ))
homestuck 4life @Homestuck4life
623 Followers 151 Following Hey this is a Homestuck account, obviously. Thanks for the follow!!
Dave Strider @djstrides
213 Followers 199 Following Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you came to lay down some SICK BEATS and WRECK SHIT UP. |most likely NSFW|
Feferi Peixes @CuttleFishCuti_
28 Followers 53 Following Glub Glub~! Feferi )(ere to make friends 38D ♥~ | ♠~ | ♦~ | ♣~ |
Bro Strider @ManStrider
220 Followers 102 Following I am a flaming hot bromosexual. If you are a bro I am attracted to you bro. I am owner and ceo of Smuppets Puppets inc.![Hey! My name is Jade. Im 17 and i won SBURB with my awesome friends.[RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3614567836/8d81ef9c4c2952cc3f0b3962dfdc154a.jpeg)
Jade :D @MuteJadeHarley
244 Followers 425 Following Hey! My name is Jade. Im 17 and i won SBURB with my awesome friends.[RP]Trends for United States
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