Your Mean Friend @RealMeanFriend

I'm handy as a friend, as long as you can get past me hating babies, toddlers, young adults, adults, old adults, parents, animals, nature, and life in general. Joined April 2018

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Your Mean Friend @RealMeanFriend

8 years ago

@RealJudgeLynn I think I have a very similar brain to that of your father.

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Your Mean Friend @RealMeanFriend

8 years ago

People love putting a metaphorical gun to your head and telling you that you need to stay alive.

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Your Mean Friend @RealMeanFriend

8 years ago

Not all suicides need to be prevented. Some of us know that being alive isn’t worth it, period.

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Your Mean Friend @RealMeanFriend

8 years ago

@gregNEVERchills Nah, she never looks that put together

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Your Mean Friend @RealMeanFriend

8 years ago

@jmashh_ I don’t understand how an animal that smart doesn’t just kill its owners. That infuriates me, hence why I hate cats.

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Your Mean Friend @RealMeanFriend

8 years ago

@nahFOH Nahhh. I don’t like the ambiguous taste of sausages *pause*, so I’ll stick with bacon.

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Your Mean Friend @RealMeanFriend

8 years ago

If after a surgery has gone well, you wake up and thank an imaginary god before you thank the surgeon, anesthesiologist, and nurses, I hope you have complications while you’re away from all those hardworking folks, so that your god can show off his/her/their stuff.

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Your Mean Friend @RealMeanFriend

8 years ago

If your girl yells at service people often and you still decide to procreate with her, I hope you don’t get mad when she beats your child’s ass all the time instead of just talking to them and creating a functional adult. No amount of daddy time will repair it.

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Your Mean Friend @RealMeanFriend

8 years ago

@oddwreckinReed @bniceloco @LawrenceEbi They had wiretap of him and his crew going back before he blew up. This was going down worse if he didn’t happen to be famous when they took him down.

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Your Mean Friend @RealMeanFriend

8 years ago

The fact that someone was able to sit there and hit tweet after coming up with this stupid ass fucking headline is BEYOND ME. Money makes ‘murca go round.

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Your Mean Friend @RealMeanFriend

8 years ago

When a child gets hurt, sick, kidnapped, tortured, raped, killed, etc etc, I only feel bad for the kid, and not it’s parents who KNEW that these were the possibilities when they made the decision to bring an innocent person into the world.

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Your Mean Friend @RealMeanFriend

8 years ago

Wow, you’re definitely one of those humans whose life I personally believe is unnecessary.

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Your Mean Friend @RealMeanFriend

8 years ago

@momoney784 @mineifiwildout @mustbeTmoney Do you know how sad it is that this actually sounds reasonable compared to the frat shit?

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Your Mean Friend @RealMeanFriend

8 years ago

“Captured” - what white person wrote this? Stop it. STOLE muthafucka, they STOLE

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Your Mean Friend @RealMeanFriend

8 years ago

This is the stupidity that causes children to lose early access to logical and sound reasoning. Instead of promoting science and tangible life, you promote an invisible god to make $$ while you’re on earth and cheat the ignorant. Shameful.

The Review of Religions @ReviewReligions

8 years ago

‘If you’re praying with somebody #God has appointed to represent himself on earth, you can expect your #prayer to be accepted.’ Abdul Basit from #Benin speaks about praying behind the #Caliph Hazrat Mirza Masroor Ahmad. #JalsaGermany #JalsaSalana #LoveSalat @JalsaConnect

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Your Mean Friend @RealMeanFriend

8 years ago

🤨 this ain’t it

🙃ctober @C_Okpattah

8 years ago

Ghana,Togo, Benin and Nigeria should be made into one country.

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The Hollywood Reporter @THR

8 years ago

.@Netflix has acquired its first movie from Nigeria. The streaming giant on Friday said it has picked up the world rights to 'Lionheart,' the directorial debut of Genevieve Nnaji set to have a world premiere at #TIFF18 thr.cm/6jmRER