Shit Stratton Says @RealStrattonG
First things first I'm tha realest *Official Stratton Greig Parody account* the couch Joined November 2013-
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I'll beat Blake Griffin in HORSE
"I have AS GOOD as a shot as Blake Griffin"
When tha whole squads throwin a party but ur just tryna chill with ur bunny
On learning to memorize his license plate: "mines pretty easy anyway" #ShitStrattonSays
"You don't cry when you yawn?? I do. Every, time." #ShitStrattonSays
*singing to the tune of Fancy by Iggy* "I'm so thirstyyy, you already knowww" #ShitStrattonSays #VegasEdition
"Some raccoons are pretty cute" #ShitStrattonSays
"Literally just type in 'chill ass circle couch'" #ShitStrattonSays #ChillAssCouch #Redecorating
"I mean, the Illuminati probably is real...but it's probably pretty dope" #ShitStrattonSays #Illuminati
"I don't do donuts" #ShitStrattonSays
#ShitStrattonDoes pour milk into an empty Gatorade bottle and take it to-go
"I make mean baked goods" #ShitStrattonSays
jmanziel2 strattongreig #OVO #Regime #TooMuchMoney #StrattonFootball @ Landmark/Cleveland instagram.com/p/pf3BgBAx_i/
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