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Dave @RealTwisted

Christ follower, Dodgers, Kansas City Chiefs fan with a twisted sense of humor Views are my own... believe me, nobody wants credit/blame for this BS North Dakota Joined May 2009
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Dave @RealTwisted

2 weeks ago

I tune in to see last years Super Bowl teams, get crap Giants-Cowboys.... WTF @NFLonFOX. "Let's see, we can show the premier matchup so far this year, or a couple of crap teams... we'll show the crap teams" Do better!!!

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Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne

2 months ago

It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.   Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and…

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Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut

3 months ago

Me too!! 😂😂

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𝐂𝐂 @ChatByCC

3 months ago

Do not judge…LOL!

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Dave @RealTwisted

3 months ago

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Dave @RealTwisted

4 months ago

Why do I think this Musk-Trump feud is a big troll on us? A scheme to confuse the left

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The Emmys @TheEmmys

4 months ago

The #SportsEmmys Award for Outstanding Personality/Play-by-Play goes to Joe Davis (@FOXSports @FS1).

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The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

5 months ago

Shedeur Sanders Drafted By McDonald's In 3rd Round buff.ly/dH5mZqs

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NFL Memes @NFL_Memes

5 months ago

Someone prank called Shedeur Sanders.. “Have to wait a little longer” 💀

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OC Scanner 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @OC_Scanner

5 months ago

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 #Orange / #California News videos show the end and aftermath of a #Pursuit that went through multiple Orange County cities tonight A suspect was wanted for a shooting tonight at a local motel in #Anaheim which occurred shortly before 8pm. Officers located the…

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Dave @RealTwisted

6 months ago

Hilarious

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American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot

6 months ago

Hilarious

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Dave @RealTwisted

6 months ago

Maybe the @Braves will tank so bad, they get a great draft pick. Time for a rebuild! #BravesCountry

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The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

6 months ago

Yankees Debut New Gloves buff.ly/8uEGXk5

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Dave @RealTwisted

7 months ago

If the Pope passes, maybe the @Cardinals will elect Nolan Arenado as the next Pope. They won't need to trade him... Win Win

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NahBabyNah @NahBabyNah

7 months ago

"Randomly"

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Jeff J. Snider @snidog

9 months ago

If you start watching World Series Game 5 at 10:26:44 tomorrow night, you can watch the ball drop in New York right at midnight.

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Dave @RealTwisted

10 months ago

Willie Adames just broke a mirror and now faces 7 years of also ran bad luck with the Giants. #GoDodgers

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DBacks Dispatch @DbacksDispatch

10 months ago

It's getting a little ridiculous at this point, guys.

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Jeff Passan @JeffPassan

10 months ago

It's getting a little ridiculous at this point, guys. https://t.co/XYj9MDgY9E

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Jack David @FFS_WhatNow

10 months ago

The perpetually offended have flocked to create their own safe space haven and crashed it with unprecedented amounts of complaining.

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