TwoTimes @RealTwoTimes
If you don't think well, don't think hard. Dancing like a white girl since 2001. To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders. Joined April 2013-
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This is junior high soccer. The level of play is dogshit. We don’t need to scream at the ref.
if you’re in line for the rapture make sure you stay in line
Can we run an experiment on what happened to kids if their mothers were addicted to afrin? No reason just curious
Good afternoon @Titans have I missed any updates on the head coach search?
Chris Russo trying to say chutzpah
Good evening @Titans I had to step out for a bit tonight. Just wanted to make sure I didn’t miss any news on the head coach search.
Good evening @Titans does Callahan need a ride to the airport in the morning
Kid proud of himself for giving the dogs a bath now the entire house smells like wet dog
Good afternoon @Titans. Is there any update on the head coaching search before the second half? Have a blessed day.
Is this the bussin one
That LSU win over Clemson looks better every week. I’m surprised they’re not ranked 1 yet.
Congratulations to the boneyard dot com on another shitty UConn football performance
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JoeyJoJoJuniorShabado... @cpaul512
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Vice President of Foo... @ThatJohnIrons
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960 Followers 1K Following 🇵🇹 🇨🇻 #The15. Once described as the fat cheerleader that every team has because the school demands that someone who otherwise isnt good...
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