Gary Korisko @RebootAuthentic

Admirer of small egos and good humans. Corporate sales and marketing vet. Sarcasm aficionado. VERY selective copywriter. Rescue dog pushover. RebootAuthentic.com Omaha Joined April 2012

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Gary Korisko @RebootAuthentic

a year ago

Why does the super glue bottle look so much like the Visine bottle? #RoughMorning

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Gary Korisko @RebootAuthentic

2 years ago

My left hand sucks at EVERYTHING.

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Michael Shellenberger @shellenberger

3 years ago

Now that the U.S. Department of Energy has joined FBI in concluding that the coronavirus likely leaked from a lab, it’s worth remembering that the media, en masse, condemned the lab leak theory as a “debunked conspiracy theory,” and Facebook censored people who dared suggest it

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Gary Korisko @RebootAuthentic

3 years ago

Traffic Tip: There is no prize for being the first one to the red light.

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Gary Korisko @RebootAuthentic

3 years ago

Here’s my best buddy Zoe. Let’s see your pet pals.

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Gary Korisko @RebootAuthentic

3 years ago

Uggggh to the “do you agree”, inane question, and “identify this person/object” tweets. Cheap interaction bait.

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Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays

3 years ago

My theory is that Biden leaves a trail of classified documents wherever he goes so he can find his way back.

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Michael Lombardi @mlombardiuncgm

3 years ago

I love this idea. I’m doing it. You?

JOHN BRUBAKER @CoachBru

3 years ago

I love this idea. I’m doing it. You?

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Matt Rhule @CoachMattRhule

3 years ago

#RENEW23➡️#24OURS

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Nebraska Football @HuskerFootball

3 years ago

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Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals

3 years ago

While you’re here… RT TO VOTE #ProBowlVote x #JoeBurrow #ProBowlVote x #JaMarrChase #ProBowlVote x #JoeMixon #ProBowlVote x #SamajePerine #ProBowlVote x #LoganWilson #ProBowlVote x #VonnBell #ProBowlVote x #JessieBates #ProBowlVote x #DJReader #ProBowlVote x #BJHill

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Gary Korisko @RebootAuthentic

3 years ago

Whoopsie. The REAL people seem to have spoken.

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Gary Korisko @RebootAuthentic

3 years ago

You know how when you have a bad nagging headache or a persistent nasty rash for a while and then - BAM! - just like that the nasty lingering condition disappears and you feel freed and refreshed? Thanks @elonmusk for doing that for… well… sane people.

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Gary Korisko @RebootAuthentic

3 years ago

Sooo Jim Acosta is taking a break to spend more time with Stelter’s and Cuomos’s families and I’m guessing to “pursue other projects”. We can’t say “got fired” anymore? 🙄 Another one on the dung pile.

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Gary Korisko @RebootAuthentic

3 years ago

Exactly! Buh-bye. Sadly most whiners who threaten to leave places tantrum style never leave. Springsteen, Baldwin, Twitter employees. The latter may not have a choice soon. Regardless… Don’t be a tease. Really go.

Mollie @MZHemingway

3 years ago

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Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider

4 years ago

We are now at the last part of this quote…

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Seth Mandel @SethAMandel

4 years ago

Have you tried accusing him of using the yellow thumbs up emoji

Joseph A. Wulfsohn @JosephWulfsohn

4 years ago

Have you tried accusing him of using the yellow thumbs up emoji

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Gary Korisko @RebootAuthentic

4 years ago

Canada… way to go. Peaceful massive statement. From an appreciative neighbor to the south.

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CPR @Caties_Page

4 years ago

@gracelover712 All these “stars” removing their music are old AF. Guessing their listeners are still dealing with 45’s and 8 tracks and have no idea what Spotify is.