💋RecklessSarcasm💋 @RecklessSarcasm

Ironist; Foodie; Amateur Photographer; Makeup-Lover; Professional Smartypants; and lover of the Oxford Comma. Pennsyltucky Joined July 2008

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matt @mattxiv

3 years ago

i made a little presentation

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Jason Carl @vampiresnvino

4 years ago

The fact that I cannot explode into a thousand bats to escape awkward social situations is a constant source of irritation.

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💋RecklessSarcasm💋 @RecklessSarcasm

3 years ago

And you may ask yourself, “My God! What have I done‽”

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4 years ago

When this pops up on your Lock Screen and, for ten whole seconds, your 17-year-old self squeeeeeees as if it was actually sent to you. @Evan_Dando

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4 years ago

This is adorable!

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TG ☕️ @TG22110

4 years ago

Please stop what you’re doing for a moment and watch this amazing video of Melanie Moore from Georgia. RT and let’s make her famous by tomorrow morning. #BeMelanieMoore

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5 years ago

When you think your last sleep walking event was months ago and your husband tells you it was last night... 🤯

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5 years ago

This is unconscionable!

Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper

5 years ago

This is unconscionable!

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5 years ago

You don’t speak for me!

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5 years ago

Also TFW you think you’re having a sweet moment with your dog and you think they want your attention but they really want to eat your sweater and have been waiting for their moment.