Red Wizard @RedSWMG

We Love Casting Spells | Legalize Nuclear Bombs | Baseball Bat Enthusiast | Fantasy Posting Account for @Eyeconoclastic Joined November 2024

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Red Wizard @RedSWMG

8 months ago

one time while i was working in the apothecary, we got hit with a rush and i told another apprentice to go fucking faster even though he’d only been there a week. he quit the next day so i’d say a solid 6

Montana Lindsley @saerodynamic_

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Red Wizard @RedSWMG

9 months ago

man i hate when i accidentally smoke the weed that makes you straight

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Red Wizard @RedSWMG

9 months ago

fucked up in a tower drinking quilquil

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Red Wizard @RedSWMG

9 months ago

until someone proves otherwise there are no laws against distribution in the enchanted forest

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Red Wizard @RedSWMG

9 months ago

my professor has been teaching me how to make spice. ive seen where the path leads. theres no way to avoid it now.

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Red Wizard @RedSWMG

10 months ago

these wizards keep summoning creatures to fight me and then complain about me breaking the rules when i just run up and sucker punch them. quit wasting your mana on skeletons and magic missile me then you lil bitch

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Kinoko🍁 @bittenette

10 months ago

Cooking meth

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Red Wizard @RedSWMG

10 months ago

i’m gonna send those little bastards to paradise

Red Wizard @RedSWMG

10 months ago

i’m gonna send those little bastards to paradise https://t.co/dkILpibxW8

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Red Wizard @RedSWMG

10 months ago

heard some gnomes in the vents. i’ve thrown three fireballs into the ceiling but i can still hear them laughing. hiding in the closet. i think this is their house now.