the_names_nicholass @ReitanoNick

Would you still love me if I was a Northrop Grumman B-2 Spirit military aircraft? Joined September 2018

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horse dentist @equine__dentist

2 years ago

gender is a spectrum

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the_names_nicholass @ReitanoNick

2 years ago

Okay I’ve been gone off twitter for a while. Is the soft core porn that keeps coming up a new thing that happens to everyone or is the algorithm just teasing me right now?

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not cute & kinky memes @cravedcuddle

2 years ago

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the_names_nicholass @ReitanoNick

3 years ago

Bro if that Sandy Cheeks rap doesn’t win a Grammy I’m gonna be PISSED. That shit is the best rap song of all time and no one can tell me differently.

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the_names_nicholass @ReitanoNick

3 years ago

When my headphones die halfway through a workout, I like to keep them on anyway because no one expects the guy with headphones on to evesdrop on your conversation about you cheating on your bf last weekend.

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the_names_nicholass @ReitanoNick

3 years ago

I just heard someone say that the man’s equivalent of astrology girls are NFT guys. The only difference is astrology girls will spend $50 on a rock because they put mercury in the microwave but NFT guys will def bankrupt themselves for a pixelated monkey picture.

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the_names_nicholass @ReitanoNick

3 years ago

#BaldursGate3 is officially the best dating sim ever made

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the_names_nicholass @ReitanoNick

3 years ago

Anyone else been getting that public faucet guy on tik tok? Yeah I think we need to start including him on “The GOAT” conversations. Yeah dawg!

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the_names_nicholass @ReitanoNick

3 years ago

I only wanna be famous because it gives me a better chance to get to be friends with @NoahKahan one day

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the_names_nicholass @ReitanoNick

3 years ago

I wanna take off my shoes, put on a dress and go for a run in the rain.

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the_names_nicholass @ReitanoNick

3 years ago

I should not have access to adult money.

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the_names_nicholass @ReitanoNick

3 years ago

Four score and seven years ago, I was a hoe.

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the_names_nicholass @ReitanoNick

3 years ago

When we get invaded by aliens and we have 2-3 hours to explain the entire existence of the human race, Just show them the Barbie movie. That’s the best thing we’ve ever done.

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the_names_nicholass @ReitanoNick

3 years ago

Oddly specific red flag #804; if you say you like Pokemon but your FAVORITE Pokémon is gen 5 or later, RED FLAG!!!! Cubone is a better sad Pokemon than Mimikyu. Blaziken is a better martial artist than Greninja. Umbreon is a better eeveelution than Sylveon. Get better opinions.

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the_names_nicholass @ReitanoNick

3 years ago

Truly I hate when I have to look up studio tutorials to find out why my plugins sound so bad and they’re always like “it’s so easy to fix, just find yourself a good sample and-“ LIKE BITCH THATS THE HARD PART

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the_names_nicholass @ReitanoNick

3 years ago

Red flag #265 - Liking Candy Corn. If your taste in a romantic partner is anything like your taste in candy, check yourself into a mental hospital. Please.

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the_names_nicholass @ReitanoNick

3 years ago

@KitKatt720 Imma need you to chill, the amount of water I just shot out my nose was unhealthy 😂

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the_names_nicholass @ReitanoNick

3 years ago

Yo this new Snapchat update where all they did was put the video call button where the back button used to be is reeaaaaaaal funny.

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the_names_nicholass @ReitanoNick

3 years ago

British people aren’t real. There’s no way you guys actually sound like that, right? You’re just playing around? Pulling a goof? Just taking the piss? Miffing innit?

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the_names_nicholass @ReitanoNick

3 years ago

So I love tattoos and I love Pokémon so naturally, I want a Pokémon tattoo. I’ve decided that the Pokémon I’m getting tatted on me is Flygon. So, I started looking up Flygon fan art for inspiration. A little word of advice. DO NOT look up fan art of Pokémon. None are safe.