Daniel_shitposts_Requiem @RequiemDaniel

@OvenReturn @srslystfuaisha Hello? Hello hello?

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Bruv

I just got a Twitter Notification saying "No, 5G isn't causing Corona Virus" and I'm really considering suicide at this point, can someone just fucking Doom Glory Kill me so my family doesn't find me hanging from the lamp post outside of my house?

@srslystfuaisha Fair enough, I'm going to join you and spread awareness of your cause about not liking people who have possessions you wish to have! FUCK SWITCH OWNERS GIVE THEM TO US WE DON'T HAVE THEM!!!!!!

Bird shit on my dick, cause that bitch a chick, that's on Player Unknown Battle Ground Public Test Servers.

Ireland just shut down all it's schools and then the fucking teachers have the audacity to still give us work? I don't think your dementia ridden mind would remember fucking onomatopoeia in 4 weeks you old fuck!

@its_bc_again Bc, internet amigo, I don't know what urges you to do it, but I would not mind, please, post it, not for my sake, but everyones.

Bc this is not very nice, do this again and I will be contacting the cyber crimes unit to have you banned for making me cry, good day to you.

Rip Van Winkle @proudbiercel

7 years ago

@RequiemDaniel shut the fuck up

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Call me Karen Aoki's ; 'Great Days' because the only thing I do is Break Down.

Super Cali Swagalistic sexy hella dopeness, and that's on The Bangles.

Spread my cum like butter on bread.

@LoveableChem It's been 2 fucking years just do it

@LoveableChem Bring him to school Eoghan I retweeted okay? Jesus fuck just do it already

Funny Purple man be like; "Let me show you how to scratch it; pmmph mmm mama pmmph ppapapapa bisk sisk stisk pmmph"

Can you get so fat that you can titfuck yourself? Asking for a friend who wished to remain anonymous.

I'm going to create a system to normalize black people by bathing them for over 50+ hours in Whitening toothpaste, and if they aren't white by the time they leave it, they're just spray painted white.

Lick her C-Section scar and tell that bitch "love you my Little Zip-loc bag"

"It won't let me pick Dad's Funny Balls" ~ Elmer, 14/02/2020