mrmr @Researchermrmr

nevermind Joined January 2021

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mrmr @Researchermrmr

5 hours ago

Louis CK is still my fav comedian but him going to do a Saudi standup is like he's jacking off in front of me now.

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6 hours ago

Black sperm is cumming his way to #OPM season 3.

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I related strongly to Norm MacDonald's memoir because it seemed he wanted to say something without actually saying anything, and he chose jokes to do that. I couldn't write something like a substack sincerely. It would suck a little soul out of me.

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mrmr @Researchermrmr

14 hours ago

The "There's no evidence so you shouldn't worry" group cutting the throats of the "A lack of evidence doesn't mean you shouldn't take precautions" group in their sleep.

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mrmr @Researchermrmr

a day ago

"That's not my terrorist, That's yours!" is a lot better than "My terrorist is better than your terrorist". The current discourse has been heartwarming.

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a day ago

[CPS caseworker and his supervisor reviewing Sean (Sam) Penn's case] Supervisor: Yeah this looks open and shut. Let's get a raid called in ASAP. Caseworker: We could do that. But, maybe, we can let Penn bond with the child first, until she's around 7 years old.

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a day ago

I just got my first Quran. What if I really like it lol

mrmr @Researchermrmr

3 days ago

I just got my first Quran. What if I really like it lol

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mrmr @Researchermrmr

2 days ago

Using my drill attached to helicopter blades to glide off a skyscraper

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2 days ago

Saying "I don't think I'm religious anymore" after seeing Mel Gibson's passion of the Christ.

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mrmr @Researchermrmr

2 days ago

Wow that was so beautifully written but also incredibly stupid

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2 days ago

I was on a boat and I saw a man singing beautifully while standing on some sharp rocks. I wonder what he was doing there. Nobody else saw him.

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2 days ago

Grandma playing a song from her club days about popping that ass

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2 days ago

Nuking Portland

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mrmr @Researchermrmr

2 days ago

Starting a US health insurance company to run one morally but not being able to do it much better than any modern one that exists today.

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mrmr @Researchermrmr

3 days ago

Thinking of how to write a post like "I've left a special prize at approximately around 32.17365, -95.48095 😈" without actually being investigated for picking a random coordinate on the map.