The Sarcastic Pastor @RevSarcasm
willing to proclaim what most pastors only dare to think Ohio, USA Joined November 2015-
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"An hour-long conversation over the phone on my day off? I would LOVE that!" -not one pastor ever
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How am I supposed to know what to preach this Sunday in order to avoid people leaving my church? Or did that only apply last Sunday?
Please remember to avoid leaving your youth pastors in a locked car during this upcoming heatwave
No, we will not have a moment of silence for Hulk Hogan this morning!!!
Hey everyone, with these frigid temps upon us, please let your youth pastors inside after they go to the bathroom this week...
In the spirit of the holidays, I encourage you to bring up politics in the midst of the big meal. What could go wrong?
Hey everyone. Remember, with this excessive heat, crack open the window when you leave your youth pastor in the car...
No, we are not singing "Good Good Mother" this Sunday... #MothersDay
Oh sure! When I take MY shirt off in public, they call the police! #SwordSwallower #Driscoll
I wonder if all the people obsessing over a men's conference in Missouri are aware that there is a war going on in the Middle East right now?
So what are the televangelists supposed to do if they can't wear white after yesterday??
I had no idea that being a pastor also meant I was a "free moving company" for people in my church...
Why has no one called you since you've been gone all these weeks? It might be because no one likes you... #hardtruth
Pastors, have you ever been tempted, during water baptisms, to hold some of them under just a little longer than usual?
I would seriously consider becoming a traveling evanglist except for the fact that I enjoy writing more than three sermons a year...
Let's get this straight...the time to ask me to make a special announcement for Sunday is NOT when I am in the bathroom stall doing my bid-ness!
God may love a cheerful giver but I have learned to tolerate the grouchy ones every summer...
Have you ever been in a church service where the emphasis was on the word 'special' rather than the word 'music' when it was time for the special-music to take place?
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