Riot Birthday Mortdog @RiotMort
Parody Account. Birthdays are mine alone. Currently a Game Design Director at Riot Games & Lead Designer of Teamfight Tactics. Twitch: https://t.co/6yqs9wYDO0 IAMNOTMORTDOGDOTCOM.GOV @Mortdog is in another castle Joined March 2014-
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So you want to introduce TFT to your partner? Don't under any circumstances do this. I used to have a healthy relationship with my wife. And I thought it was awesome she wanted to learn TFT. Until she said Wokeage... Now she peepos my shyggers and words have lost all meaning.
The 7 cost Anivia Easter Egg available in level 10 shops when you take the Level Up augment is proving to be too strong. This was supposed to be a fun Easter egg, but it's win rate is higher than most 3 star 5 costs. We will be removing this interaction later this week.
Hey I hope everyone is doing well today. Life is really hard but one thing that allows us to push through is community. On the whole the TFT is a wonderful welcoming place, and I'm glad we are a part of it. That, and our shared love and belief in our God The Mothman.
We also collabed with Matt Damon to buy a zoo!
Big Announcement! Many of you have been asking for a standalone TFT client for ages. Well I have got great news! We bought Hearthstone! So we could put TFT in the Hearthstone client! TFT and Hearthstone will be playable in a shared client. LoL will remain in its own client.
TFT will now be playable exclusively with your mind. The TFT Vision Pro ++ will be available starting at $1700 and be required hardware to play TFT going forward. And we're not trying to brag, but yes, all units and your avatar in the TFTscape come with legs.
Holy Moly. I was just told by a close personal friend that I've been tweeting out stuff... for over a year? I thought this was the notes app. That's going to be an oopsie on my end. We're buffing Kai'sa. Deal with it.
I just found put that the Kayn encounter was not supposed to go live. In fact no one actually designed or implemented the Kayn encounter. Kayn added himself to the game. TFT is becoming self aware. And it wants to kill us by 5-2. God save us.
Effective immediately Milila is banned from all future TFT events. While drastic this is the only way we could figure out how to make competition fair this year. This ban is retroactive and Milala will be expected to return all prizes. Being that good is considered cheating.
Let's delve into something controversial. Did you know? Any TFT team member not working on cosmetics or the live set is working on bag sizes! We have over 100 state certified bag scientists. With the data they have collected, we are pretty sure the bag sizes might be right!
Let's talk about ink shadow. It was the design intention for them to have temporary power spikes to align with the nature of temporary tattoos. We have decided to inject that flavor back into them. Ink shadow units are now temporary and will disappear after 8 combat rounds!
We've heard your feedback loud and clear. We have a B patch prepared to hopefully tweak Storyweaver in a way that is more fun to play against. We are removing Kayle from Storyweaver, but the trait will otherwise remain unchanged. This is a nerf.
Hello and welcome to everyone who just joined following Bryce's tweet yesterday. This is a parody account and I am not affiliated with Riot in any way. The main purpose of this account is to give financial advice on when to short kitchen appliances. Have a great day everyone!
Now that April 1 is over I can finally break my silence. My TFT rank has fallen too low and my wife and I have decided to take a break while I work on getting it back up. But this is secretly a good thing, as it allows me to pursue an open relationship with Kent and Riot Prism.
People always ask me, Mortdog, why did you become an ambassador for the game? That's such an easy question to answer. It's for the diplomatic immunity. I have thousands of unpaid parking tickets. I parked in the middle of the 405 last weekend. It's so freeing.
I have been very busy reviewing what could make TFT cooler. NOT more balanced. Don't come crying to me about balance I simply do not care. We've decided to remove the trickshot trait from Bard, and just have his spell baseline hit the whole board. This is a buff.
It is very important that everyone wish Father of TFT, CEO of Long John Silvers, and inventor of the toothbrush Riot Mortdog a very special happy birthday! He turns 60 today! Happy 60th Mortdog!
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do not try this on the person who taught u tft 😣
So you want to introduce TFT to your partner? Don't under any circumstances do this. I used to have a healthy relationship with my wife. And I thought it was awesome she wanted to learn TFT. Until she said Wokeage... Now she peepos my shyggers and words have lost all meaning.
We're gearing up to celebrate 5️⃣ years of TFT! If there's anything you've ever wanted to ask TFT devs, your time has come. 🥳 Send us your burning questions and we'll do our best to get them answered. Fire away. 🗣️
At @shynkro 's recommendation, I just marathoned through all of Frieren Season 1. The first 10-15 episodes were amazing, real "Time passes, purpose of life" kind of stuff that hits me especially hard. 2nd half was a bit too MH:A for me. Overall very good though!
@RiotMort I knew this wasn't a real Mortdog post because Kayn kills you on 5-4.
@RiotMort @esportslaw Agreed. Honestly Frodan is my all time favourite Bryce. Truly the GOAT of Bryces.
@RiotMort What did Milila do to you to ban her from all future TFT Events?
@RiotMort should you increase or decrease bag scientists bag size for improved analysis?
@RiotMort What if I bench them and put them back on to disable the inkshadow trait Does it bypass the 8 turns limit?
@fooeypebbow If I close all my tabs TFT will explode, I will have a meltdown, and a meteor will hit Earth.
My favorite part of all of Mort’s recent streams is when he hits Mulched, grabs a nearby potted plant, takes it out of the pot, puts it on his head, and screams “IT’S MULCHIN TIME!!!” Really gets me immersed in the set
TFT has a LOT of content in each set. 59 champions, ~25 traits, ~35 items and their radiant versions, ~20 artifacts and support items, more than 200 augments, ~30 portals, etc etc. LOTS OF CONTENT. Our hope is that everything, no matter what part of the game, might become…
@RiotMort can you make the same with Umbral? consider Yone as Kayle
@RiotMort So...when should I be shorting kitchen appliances?
@RiotMort You're just saying that because you don't want us to wish you a happy birthday