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Rittager Hill @Rittager

Comedian & writer currently rapidly creating book The Bank, a hilarious & scathing indictment of 5 outlandish yrs of suffering & debauchery in Corporatia. Joined May 2011
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Rittager Hill @Rittager

16 years ago

@ComedyNetwork Hire me because although I'm too lazy to go take a number 2: things are gonna change soon; I can feel it. Like my shorts.

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Rittager Hill @Rittager

16 years ago

I should for @comedynetwork because I have developed the timeless mantra of: when life gives you lemons, tell it to go take a flying f***.

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Rittager Hill @Rittager

16 years ago

@comedynetwork Idea: contestants drop a deuce in drawers then carry out banal tasks like get coffee, ride public trans, go 2 the bank, etc

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Rittager Hill @Rittager

16 years ago

I joined Twitter 2 enter The Comedy Network's Best Summer Job Ever contest. Comedy fans told me to join Twitter anhow. Time to Tweet!

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