Rob @RobG325

Married to @TL_Haley. Dad to Lily. Consumer of heavy music. Healthcare food service manager. When I grow up I want to be Ron Swanson. #StugotzArmy Lafayette, IN Joined July 2011

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Jeffrey Goldberg @JeffreyGoldberg

3 days ago

"In multiple rallies, Trump has gone on and on about the relative hotness of male politicians, soldiers, and even protesters. As a result, people on the internet have diagnosed him with a novel medical condition: gay dementia." From @helenlewis: theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/10/…

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Billy Gil @billygil

3 weeks ago

My wife: “what is that?” Me: “it’s the witching hour.” My wife: “what’s the witching hour?” Me: “it’s where wins become losses and losses become wins!” My wife: “I don’t think that’s right. Hey Google, what’s the witching hour?”

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F. Scott Fitz Spooky @FScottFitzJesse

a month ago

An Italian-Chinese fusion restaurant called “I’m Wok’n Here!”

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Alyssa Leader @alittleleader

a month ago

I am not sure why everyone is assuming that Taylor Swift’s unreleased track “Cleveland!” is about the city instead of the more obvious possibility that it is inspired by Grover Cleveland, the 22nd and 24th president of the United States.

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Skyler 🌊 @SmoothSmittyy

a month ago

Indianapolis Colts Linebacker

Wesam @wesamo__

2 months ago

Is there a job that pays $200k to just kind of walk around

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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr

a month ago

my fiance when she sees me filming myself eating Oreos in the car

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The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow

a month ago

Valerie has breaking Greg Cote news:

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April Ajoy @aprilajoyr

2 months ago

Ted Cruz quote tweeted this.... Once you see it 😂😂

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brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add

2 months ago

ONCE AGAIN THE WRONG CAST MEMBER FROM HOME ALONE 2

Pop Base @PopBase

2 months ago

Tim Curry has died at the age of 80, TMZ reports.

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nascarcasm @nascarcasm

2 months ago

I think Ryan Preece makes the Chase. He's running well, and closed the gap on SVG. And next up is Daytona, where Ryan is oh f**k I just Googled "Ryan Preece and Daytona."

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nascarcasm @nascarcasm

2 months ago

When she tells you "Thank you Mario! But the princess is in another castle."

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Arbaz kakkar @arbazkakkar5

3 months ago

Got the COVID vax and 5 years later—BOOM! Starter goes out in my Camry

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Duolingo @duolingo

3 months ago

no. and it's soccer

No Context Brits @NoContextBrits

3 months ago

Fix this immediately. @duolingo

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phlip @MrPerfectPhilip

3 months ago

No grandma the girls don’t think I’m handsome they think I’m retarded

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Chris Cote @__ChrisCote

3 months ago

I’m now hearing LeBron is going to Philadelphia.

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Jordan Bianchi @Jordan_Bianchi

3 months ago

"I'm leading, what the f*** do I do now?" SVG

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The Slow Report @TheSlowReport

3 months ago

SOURCES: USMNT’s Folarin Balogun’s red card has been rescinded and he will be eligible to play against Belgium.

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D O N D E R @DonderLeNasHawk

3 months ago

Nascar 26 Soundtrack:

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Jordan Bianchi @Jordan_Bianchi

4 months ago

Shane van Gisbergen on the incident with Austin Hill. "I was shooting for the bottom trying to get clean air, I was so tight, and he just chopped my nose and got in the wall. So, sorry about that. Sorry to his guys, they're always nice people, and it happens." Was the contact intentional? "No." Will SVG speak to Hill? "I'll talk to him, but he just grunts."