Locko @Robbiecpfc
Generous, funny, loyal, sympathetic, loving, sociable are all terms never associated with me. Apparently I'm very sarcastic though! CPFC Eltham, SE London. Joined July 2009-
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I asked my GP if there was anything better than over the counter hemorrhoids stuff as I was trying to avoid the time off work for surgery. She suggested using teabags as a cold compress as the tea shrinks them and soothes some of the pain. I decided to try it, but I only ever…
Royal Mail Group who are pleading poverty have today offered Parcelforce workers up to £300 to break next weeks strikes. RT if you think this is an absolute disgrace and will stand shoulder to shoulder with your postal worker for however long it takes. #StandByYourPost
The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.
The Met Office has issued an extreme heat warning for next week. Please remember the signs of heat exhaustion and heatstroke especially for older and medically vulnerable people. Early intervention to cool people down and rehydrate them can be lifesaving. nhs.uk/conditions/hea…
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With extreme heat on way early next week. Make sure you know the signs of heat stroke, it is potentially deadly & does require immediate hospitalisation. This occurs when your body temperatures reaches at least 40C (104F) - normal human body temperature is 36.5–37.5C.
Chloe Duncan, 13, left school at 3pm in Hastings and hasn't been seen since. Her phone last pinged at Clapham Junction. Last seen wearing a blue school skirt, blue shirt, black tights and black & white converse. Any sightings, please call the police and reference 1126/1306.
Fantastic and well deserved result. Wembley here we come #cpfc
All dogs act differently to any given situation. 😂🤣🤣😂
Foothill Division Officers displayed heroism and quick action by saving the life of a pilot who made an emergency landing on the railroad tracks at San Fernando Rd. and Osborne St., just before an oncoming train collided with the aircraft.
Tom MacDonald, hero of the Iranian Embassy Siege and veteran of the Parachute Regiment and 22 SAS, sadly passed away 30/31st December 2019 Tom pictured on the balcony, killed 2 terrorists within 30 seconds of entering the Embassy Tom, legend and hero 🙏 Lest we forget 🇬🇧
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Amazing – best illusion I've seen for a long time. 😮
#palacefamily my dad lost a hugely sentimental gold bracelet today at the game, AW Block X Row 21, please if found let me know🤞🏻too much celebrating I think!! (#upthepalace) @CPFC @TCPalacePod @CEO4TAG @HLTCO @ultrascpfc
Snowfall where I am. And freezing! The kids have been staring through the patio doors shouting 'It's a blizzard; it's a blizzard.' If it gets any worse, I'll let them back in.

Lee @Nelson_Muntz23
2K Followers 1K Following Crystal Palace FA Cup holders season ticket holder. Squeeze, Springsteen, Steve Earle, Julian Speroni and Devo lover. VAR hater. Insomniac
GazBod @gazbod
10K Followers 5K Following South London #CPFC ❤️💙🦅 Crystal Palace adorer and obsessive, Environmental/political occasionally. All views my own, etc....TT: @gazbod
Barbara Poole 🏆�... @Barbara4003
2K Followers 1K Following Crystal Palace F.C That is all you need to know. @[email protected]
Team Called Palace @TCPalacePod
8K Followers 4K Following Palace then. Palace now. Palace forever. 🦅 FA Cup Winners 2025. 🏆 #CPFC
Robert Bailey @Bunglebob66
2K Followers 2K Following #CPFC ⚽️🦅 #Pelicans 🏀 #Saints 🏈⚜ Oh and railway 🛤 🚂😉
Alan Dunt @Bald_Eagle_
1K Followers 1K Following Married to Hels, Dad to 4 kids, Granddad to three! Sales Director at One to One Office Solutions, Palace fan since the mid 70's....life's never dull!!
Holmesdale Crava15 �... @HC15OnTour
8K Followers 7K Following The only loyalty in football is between the supporter & his club, that will never die. FA Cup & Charity Shield Winners 2025 🏆❤️💙🦅 A lifetime dream .... ✨️
Jadey @brooksyxoxo
2K Followers 1K Following Crystal Palace. Philadelphia Eagles #flyeaglesfly. Book Nerd. Horror lover.
Andy Walker ⚽️�... @andytheeagle
1K Followers 868 Following Ancient computer whizz kid following #CPFC through bad and bad (yes that's right!) Oh and now a proud grandpa. Anglo-Scot mongrel.
Kevin @kevintasteph
1K Followers 719 Following Looking for a positive spin on all #cpfc, play some guitar, love being a grandad and do some gardening. Very busy all the time.
Adam James @AdAmCpFc91
2K Followers 2K Following 🏴 CPFC, F1 and WWE Fan! Married and Dad to Indie..Expect Football & Wrestling Tweets! FA CUP Winners 2025 🏆❤️💙
Grant @GG15476
1K Followers 943 Following #cpfc going to get my dream ❤️ all views expressed on here are of my own and do not represent that of my employer
Sean CPFC @SH20CPFC
3K Followers 3K Following Love Football, Boxing, NFL, F1 and More. #CPFC since '95, STH Home & Away. All tweets are my opinion.
@BloomWithGrace @_Charlotte_AR
608 Followers 563 Following Luxury is not in things, but in the way you carry your silence, your time, your standards. I don’t follow trends — I set the tone
Gracie💙 @Gracie_Blue89
14K Followers 11K Following Londoner, Awake, Patriot, Occasionally Gobby, Chels @ChelseaFC #CFC 💙 #KTBFFH 💙 #Chels 💙 🇬🇧❤️💙🇺🇸// 🚫NO DM'S🚫
Steven Nagle @StevenNagle9
2K Followers 2K Following Not interested in hook-ups, rude/combative women (no matter how pretty). Not interested in crypto/other such cr*p. Otherwise will talk to anyone about anything.
Fatbaldbloke @Fatbaldbloke1
10K Followers 10K Following No obvious joke knowingly overlooked. *Especially shit ones. Was once called an 'epic comical knob'. Not to be taken seriously. Ever. Might be Welsh.
Shaun J Rolston 🥃�... @ShaunJRolston
348 Followers 1K Following Failed the first 10 years of adulthood. Will be a success in the next 10 #ENTREPRENEURSHIP 💪🙏
London Cabbie™️ @LDNcabbieTXE
5K Followers 5K Following TXE London Taxi Cab Driver 🇬🇧 enlarged hippocampus, simple attitude... Σapien የባዶ መስቀል ባላባት
Arthur Fucksake @AFucksake69
1K Followers 742 Following
FRANKIE CROCKER @frankie_crocker
1K Followers 3K Following NORTHERN SOULER. RECORD COLLECTOR. SURFER. HORSE RACING DEVOTEE. LIVERPOOL FAN. READ USA CRIME FICTION. TRAVEL FOR FUN - 50 TRIPS TO USA & 5 RTW.
Stephanie @s_froedge96
248 Followers 3K Following
BradzDa @weepeacock
3K Followers 7K Following Middle aged wreck of a man😁 Scottish and proudly British🏴🇬🇧 no DMs🚫
Ray Graham @RaymondoGraham
4K Followers 5K Following Retired Businessman, Widower. Love company of good friends/ family. Good sense of humour, Anti Woke, BLM, Marxist, LGBGTQ, WEF, Nonces, Illegals & Stasi Police!
The Occidental Jihadi... @Occidentaljihad
3K Followers 1K Following Christian/Ohio State ME history PhD/101st ABN vet/former SOCOM analyst/Tolkienist/sabre fencer/Republican/sometime thespian. All tweets solely my own.
Just J🇬🇧 @BlueRunner68
460 Followers 477 Following Proud to be British/Irish Three Sons in the British Military. I don’t care what colour you are but if you hate GB take your hate elsewhere
Wayne. @Wayne57072607
46K Followers 17K Following bipolar /schizophrenia personality disorder. survivor of rape age 12 now a footballer for warriors and mental heath boxer called well being warriors. #UKIP
Artie the dog's frien... @coltnessbob
2K Followers 4K Following Th MOD mobilised@MerseyPolice a low life provocateur,🐷's Baker 7193,Evans,Taylor with others,around 10 patrol cars & helicopter to corner & attempt to kill me.
Angel eyes @Dean87Angel
3K Followers 3K Following Now deemed ‘Far right’, Family, The Great Outdoors, Respect our armed forces , Free Speech, Awake to what’s coming
Davidtruthpill🐖✖... @Davidtruthpill1
1K Followers 981 Following The Quantum Navigator🧭 Britain is getting swamped by immigrants and crime is going through the roof! Start Deporting!
Dr Peter Caddick-Adam... @militaryhistori
86K Followers 86K Following Welcome to Planet Caddick: wordsmith & war professor; NATO historian; ex-reserve officer; 9 books; defence journalist @TheCriticMag/@BBC/@SkyNews
Beata @Beata_simple
467 Followers 611 Following #AmericaFirst #Trump2024 #MAGA #Conservative #Patriot #ProLife #PatriotsUnite ♥️🤍💙🇺🇸🇺🇸
Ron Bailey @RonBailey45516
1K Followers 2K Following right of centre, unwoke, Reform party member,Trump supporter, life long sailor? no DMs ⛵ 🏴 🇬🇧
Sarah-Lou @CfcLoulou
3K Followers 7K Following Supernatural fan. Chelsea fan. Justice for Lucy Letby. Happy to be one of the band of Misfits & Ghouls & a Poundshop Poirot!
いよまさあやこ @iyomasaaya31043
102 Followers 4K Following
Francis Walsingham @FrancisWalsing9
2K Followers 2K Following Human freedom stands above everything. There is no end in the world for the sake of which it is permissible to sacrifice human freedom. DMS WILL BE IGNORED
Tuenueto @TuenuetoPSQDDO
57 Followers 967 Following
David Pearce Music Re... @music_pearce
2K Followers 5K Following Writer @subbacultchacom @rockposer Any genre Groups or PR DM me #560reviews https://t.co/WZWjIv38XO…
#Nigel Not far right�... @liftinglen61
1K Followers 2K Following I’m a descendant of British 🇬🇧 army veterans who fought for freedom I’m a proud Patriot who stands by his family history and the sacrifices of others
The Lucy Letby Witch ... @LetbyWitchHunt
1K Followers 626 Following Midwifery BSc hons. 10yrs NHS clinical experience Adhd 🌻 #freedom4lucy #justice4lucy #LucyLetby #LucyLetbyIsInnocent
Tommy Lad @tom_lennylad
916 Followers 2K Following Palace Fan | Palace Feature Writer | South London & Proud
paula @lawrence_paula2
327 Followers 3K Following
Dish of the day @dishoftheday100
1K Followers 4K Following Food, recipes and photography. Cook it mf!
som @somma10
663 Followers 5K Following Crystal Palace for life since 1978 🦅🦅❤️💙Crystal Palace related news 🦅🦅💙❤️Crystal Palace shirts for sale .kids and Adults .
JK Collins @JasCol29
4K Followers 8K Following Sitting on a fence is a man who sees no sense in fighting...sitting on a fence is a man who sees no sense at all.....
ian oliver @wisestreligion
5K Followers 6K Following Conservatives do not believe political struggle is the most important thing in life...The simplest among them prefer fox-hunting, the wisest religion. Hogg,1947
Michelle @FedUpYorkshire
8K Followers 7K Following 'It is useless to try to hold a person to anything he says while he’s madly in love, drunk, or running for office'. FSU. Against animal cruelty 🦊🇬🇧
Joycey Garlough @joycey170389
225 Followers 1K Following I enjoy my life. I love to laugh and have fun. I like going out with my friends for shopping and swimming. I like to smile because it's friendly..
. @Alex_palace_
589 Followers 2K Following
rgarrow @rgarrow53
6K Followers 8K Following Retired & Grateful. 1st & 2nd A Righteous, 100% MAGA. Army Veteran 72-74 medic, old school Artist looking for lost inspiration, not a date or profit$. Peace...
💚🆓Janey Wayney�... @janey_wayney13
39K Followers 27K Following ♈️Traditional Values-2 Genders-Awake Since 9/11-Use Cash-Rock Music-Cooking-Gardening-CV19 Hoax-Mass Non Compliance-Climate Crisis Denier-Pure🩸-NO💉-MEGA
#rdavey11🏴... @rdavey11
891 Followers 3K Following CPFC Arthur Wait Stand season ticket holder 🦅 FA CUP winners 2025 🏆 community shield winners 2025 🏆
nathan @nathan148371058
182 Followers 1K Following Honest and respectful is mine born and brought up in Christian
HLTCO @HLTCO
205K Followers 41K Following I talk about football all day, every day; I love the sport (& Crystal Palace) with every fibre of my being. Patreon - https://t.co/drp6z5k63Q
Steve Parish @CEO4TAG
87K Followers 693 Following Chairman Crystal Palace FC, Founder and ex CEO of Tag. Rubbish but enthusiastic amateur racing driver
Jason 🦅 @WhyteleafeEagle
12K Followers 1K Following Born in the 70's Grew up in the 80's Got drunk in the 90's
Matt Woosnam @MattWoosie
24K Followers 2K Following Crystal Palace reporter @TheAthleticFC #CPFC | Also climate & sustainability 🌍 | [email protected] | Sometimes tweet about mental health & running 🏃♂️
Lee @Nelson_Muntz23
2K Followers 1K Following Crystal Palace FA Cup holders season ticket holder. Squeeze, Springsteen, Steve Earle, Julian Speroni and Devo lover. VAR hater. Insomniac
Five Year Plan 🦅�... @FYPFanzine
35K Followers 768 Following Crystal Palace FC - FA Cup & Community Shield Winners 2025 🏆🏆 - podcast 🎙 Part of the @TheSportSocial network 🎧
Barbara Poole 🏆�... @Barbara4003
2K Followers 1K Following Crystal Palace F.C That is all you need to know. @[email protected]
🧜♀️Bec🍩 @timeforgin7
4K Followers 2K Following CPFC ❤️💙 🦅. mainly found swimming for 🍩 being a 🦙 #APSwarrior
Team Called Palace @TCPalacePod
8K Followers 4K Following Palace then. Palace now. Palace forever. 🦅 FA Cup Winners 2025. 🏆 #CPFC
Crystal Palace F.C. W... @cpfc_w
16K Followers 100 Following Tickets for our next home game against Newcastle UTD are OUT NOW 🔥 Secure your spot👇
Robert Bailey @Bunglebob66
2K Followers 2K Following #CPFC ⚽️🦅 #Pelicans 🏀 #Saints 🏈⚜ Oh and railway 🛤 🚂😉
Alan Dunt @Bald_Eagle_
1K Followers 1K Following Married to Hels, Dad to 4 kids, Granddad to three! Sales Director at One to One Office Solutions, Palace fan since the mid 70's....life's never dull!!
Bob White @Bacoletplayer
2K Followers 601 Following Often playing 🏏 on Bacolet beach in de Caribbean 🇹🇹. A Chair of Governors & Trustee. Dad to 2 lovely daughters and Dan the man! CPFC ST holder
Holmesdale Crava15 �... @HC15OnTour
8K Followers 7K Following The only loyalty in football is between the supporter & his club, that will never die. FA Cup & Charity Shield Winners 2025 🏆❤️💙🦅 A lifetime dream .... ✨️
Jake Wallis Simons @JakeWSimons
65K Followers 3K Following Columns: @Telegraph. Podcast: @The_Brink_ (with @Mr_Andrew_Fox). Book: ‘Never Again? How the West Betrayed the Jews and Itself’. Also on Substack, radio and TV
Pippa B 🇬🇧🏴�... @pippaisright
34K Followers 10K Following Proud British Patriot!, Animal Welfare Officer, CPFC 🦅 Opinions are my own
Paul Weston @PWestoff
50K Followers 7K Following
Jim Chimirie 🇬🇧... @JChimirie66677
22K Followers 17K Following Centre-Right Realist. Intetests: 60s Music, Film Noir, History, Geopolitics. Anti: Socialism, Islamism, Identity Politics, Western Self-Hatred 🇬🇧🇮🇱🇺🇦
Bernie @Artemisfornow
114K Followers 227 Following My name is Bernie, they tried to silence me… it only made me louder! https://t.co/ysRK1orkCc
Fatbaldbloke @Fatbaldbloke1
10K Followers 10K Following No obvious joke knowingly overlooked. *Especially shit ones. Was once called an 'epic comical knob'. Not to be taken seriously. Ever. Might be Welsh.
Carry On Tittering @carryontitterin
3K Followers 417 Following Ding Dong! Your epicentre for Carry On content. #CarryOnFilms
Henry VIII @SussexHenryVIII
45K Followers 244 Following What the heart loves, the will chooses, and the mind justifies. Spoutible: @HenryVIII BlueSky: @henryviii.bsky.social
Lord Iffy Boatrace @LordBoatrace
2K Followers 2K Following Former Royal Marines Commando. Motorbikes, Fishing, MotoGP, and throwing weights about. Fireblade pilot. 🏍 🎣 🏁🏋️♀️
Arthur Fucksake @AFucksake69
1K Followers 742 Following
Dana Wycliff @razzlededazzle
14K Followers 1K Following Free Speech. Pro Freedom. Anti discrimination. Interested in the Paranormal. Rebel against WEF. No Amnesty. Member of FSU. Member of Restore Britain. No DMs
Steve Inman @SteveInmanUIC
3.0M Followers 3K Following MMA/Sports commentator. Narrating random videos from around the world. Backup page @SteveInmanClips 🇺🇸 #FAFO Videos
Heritage Party @heritagepartyuk
18K Followers 91 Following Freedom . Family . Nation Promoted by the Heritage Party, Unit 77, 26 The Hornet, Chichester PO19 7BB
Josh Halliday @JoshHalliday
53K Followers 9K Following North of England editor, @guardian. @LUFC fan from Bradford, @sunderlanduni alumni, Paul Foot award winner 2025. DMs open.
Ike Ijeh @ikeijeh
30K Followers 825 Following Architect, critic, writer. Author of 'Designing London' (https://t.co/EuNqgS6A1T) & '50 Greatest Architects' (https://t.co/0qHJs6tQQk) Ex-parliamentary candidate, Twitter sceptic.
Interesting Politics @Clarioncall18mi
3K Followers 5K Following 🇬🇧 Political Commentator. Bold opinions questioning the status Quo. Challenging the narrative. In England’s once green & pleasant land !
KCC Highways @KentHighways
82K Followers 422 Following Official Twitter feed for KCC Highways. Local travel information. Please report Highway faults via our website: https://t.co/eKoV1x8Sbi or call 03000 418181
Dogs 4 Rescue @Dogs4Rescue
49K Followers 545 Following The UK’s pioneering kennel-free rescue, saving dogs in desperate need from UK & around the world. Powered by companionship, freedom and love 🐶🐶
Raja Miah @recusant_raja
100K Followers 852 Following Anti grooming gang campaigner described as 'a dangerous man' by senior Labour Party politicians now in government. https://t.co/W9dvXILuUC
Red Lip Riots @RedLipRiots
48K Followers 2K Following I’m the man behind Red Lip Riots. She’s Britannia Betrayed our girls groomed, our daughters unveiled, our Boudica's unshackled. I am the political Banksy.
Lord Flashy @MrFlashHQ
2K Followers 874 Following “Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery” Winston S. Churchill
Davidtruthpill🐖✖... @Davidtruthpill1
1K Followers 981 Following The Quantum Navigator🧭 Britain is getting swamped by immigrants and crime is going through the roof! Start Deporting!
Angel eyes @Dean87Angel
3K Followers 3K Following Now deemed ‘Far right’, Family, The Great Outdoors, Respect our armed forces , Free Speech, Awake to what’s coming
Dr Peter Caddick-Adam... @militaryhistori
86K Followers 86K Following Welcome to Planet Caddick: wordsmith & war professor; NATO historian; ex-reserve officer; 9 books; defence journalist @TheCriticMag/@BBC/@SkyNews
Old Phil @hossack_phil
11K Followers 9K Following Right of centre. No time for loony lefties. Very married. I block bimbos. Anti radical Islam. Silly sense of humour. VOTE REFORM 🇬🇧🏴🚜 No DMs
Helen M @he1entweets
2K Followers 917 Following 🇺🇦🇬🇧Policies not Party Allegiance. Free thinker. No DMs.
No Farmers, No Food @NoFarmsNoFoods
154K Followers 1K Following We are a campaign group driven by farmers, for farmers. Our farms. Your food. Everyone’s future.
Rush @exRAF_Al
20K Followers 4K Following Rockape war pensioner “rude, barely educated”“thick, hostile” “superannuated squaddie” “world’s worse capitalist” “pompous corporal”
Keir Wrong Un @keirwrong
19K Followers 2K Following Leader of the People's Party of North London Anything you like I tax or ban it. Not fan of British people. My father make tool. All Hail
#Nigel Not far right�... @liftinglen61
1K Followers 2K Following I’m a descendant of British 🇬🇧 army veterans who fought for freedom I’m a proud Patriot who stands by his family history and the sacrifices of others
Rex v Lucy Letby - Fu... @RexvsLucyLetby
3K Followers 353 Following Dedicated to establishing if the evidence on the case provided Lucy Letby a fair trial & Thirlwall Inquiry developments DM open for information about the case
The Lucy Letby Witch ... @LetbyWitchHunt
1K Followers 626 Following Midwifery BSc hons. 10yrs NHS clinical experience Adhd 🌻 #freedom4lucy #justice4lucy #LucyLetby #LucyLetbyIsInnocent
Tosh @ToshN0tBurnside
2K Followers 734 Following Likes a drink during work hours | #dcfc not #nffc (unlike that Burnside) | The U.K. is overrun with folk who hate it - governed by self-loathing incompetence
#Marcher @MarcherReborn
13K Followers 683 Following Half man, half cheese. More air miles than Judith Chalmers
JENNY BLYTH @blythie7
10K Followers 966 Following Former Model and Page 3 Girl. Promotions, Hairdressing, Beauty, Nail Tech & Art Business. DM for bookings, p/a's, signed pics, etc. Chelsea. London. Proud Mum
Crystal Palace F.C. A... @CPFCAcademy
18K Followers 95 Following The official account of the @CPFC Academy. Watch Academy games LIVE on Palace TV+ ➡️ https://t.co/MpLpb3lC7K
Rep. Brian Mast @RepBrianMast
143K Followers 562 Following I love my wife, 4 rowdy kids and dog, America and my community. I would give my life for them all without regret. God bless, and thank you for letting me serve.
Michael McConville @reasonoverfear
27K Followers 3K Following Tired and retired GP still on the Road to Larissa.
Kitchen Sanctuary @KitchenSanc2ary
119K Followers 3K Following Neff Cookaholic Winner, Chocolate and to-do list addicted food blogger, freelance writer and photographer. Usually thinking about dinner whilst eating lunch...
Hope You're Hungry @re_hungry
12K Followers 3K Following My simple approach to baking, caking & pasta making, with a little of my sugar art too! Sugar art & photos all my own. Stay hungry! Aimée ;) x No DMs please.
The Trials of Lucy Le... @LucyLetbyTrials
10K Followers 1 Following News & updates on the Lucy Letby case by journalist Cleuci de Oliveira I can be reached by direct message or email: [email protected]
Michelle @FedUpYorkshire
8K Followers 7K Following 'It is useless to try to hold a person to anything he says while he’s madly in love, drunk, or running for office'. FSU. Against animal cruelty 🦊🇬🇧
Jane 🇬🇧🏴... @sianthomas75
620 Followers 950 Following Made in Fulham, raised in Eltham. Pro brexit, anti anyone comes to my country illegally.