Fake Rod Parsley @RodnotRod
He is a role model for me. Rod Parsley is Awesome! Joined December 2013-
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Anyone else remember every stupid thing they said or did since 1963, or is that just me?
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My favorite part of the Olympics is the judging.
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#seedoffering time! Spring is here! We accept credit cards.
"#followme and I will make you fishers of men" Jesus follow me and I'll pray you get anointed and contribute to my jet fund!
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